binhoker668 shite

[Volksy]

Mr Hoker of this parish turned up at Volksy Towers the other evening in this delectable shiteheap....

 

It kinda reminds me of the Regata and Uno 'Bianca' you used to get.

 

Check out the delightful bumper repair using metal tie-wraps, looks like frankensteins forehead! I best not say much more as i'm sure he'll be on soon to fill you all in on the gory details!

 

 

[mk2_craig]

Irresistible! Presumably a Hull-area dealer special, rather than a factory job along the lines of Vauxhall's all-white "Club" range of the late eighties?

[binhoker668]

*Gulp*Umm....but.....y'see.....well..IT WAS CHEAP OK? *SHAME*

[binhoker668]

..........However,now that I've been outed, does anyone have any knowledge - good or bad - about such contrabulous fab-traptions?Have heard a few horror stories..150 clams for 66,000 miles, mot til July and tax til March.Seemed like a goer!Nice new quiet exhaust too.But jaysus. Did ye see the matching WHITE alloys?I'm a punk dammit! Where's all the black!

[mk2_craig]

We've had a 90 ELX with the 1.6 8v engine since new (Jan 95), only done about 30k. Had a few electrical niggles and the power steering needed an overhaul at a shockingly low mileage. But no real disasters, even if it's now worth the square root of absolutely bugger all. Might as well hang on it for another fourteen years at which point it might be rare enough to find an enthusiast buyer

[Split_Pin]

150 nicker for nearly 9 months MOT - thats a bargain in my book!

[binhoker668]

Wow! Posi replies!I almost feel vindicated!Tell ye what tho, you should have seen the 20 yr old Honda I got outbid on on the bay...Still....Hoping for trouble free motoring.Now. Should I find a replacement white bumper and go for full resto, or put on old black ones and grab a matt black spraycan...I'm thinking the white should stay tho, the more I think about it.

[VWPowered]

at that price i'd drive it

[Guest greenvanman]

150 clams for 66,000 miles, mot til July and tax til March.

+ homebrew repair to rear bumper = WIN. What more could you ask for? Top shite.

[Torsten2001]

That is suitably shoddy and cheap, I'd happily tootle about in that! Well done!

[Guest]

Hey I think it looks pretty classy with the white bumpers, just get a good condition colourcoded rear bumper (I think the black ones have a dimpled surface) and respray it white. Then a bit of filler and paint on the dent and a good polish and you'll be onto a winner I think.

[andrew e]

Plaza is the name of the local Halah Fried Chicken joint where I work

[pogweasel]

Even though it is clearly disgusting, and looks like the sort of vehicle an unfeasibly hirsute man would deliver your pizza in, for that price you canna complain.

 

Less than a months payment on even the smallest, blandest, koreanest* car on the nevernever, so who's to argue.

 

 

 

*New word, can someone put it in the dictionary. Ta

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I would rather reverse over a puppy than drive that. Sorry!

[andrew e]

Two words MARTINI STRIPES.

[pogweasel]

Not martini stripes. Fit a large illuminated telephone to the roof and apply some decals of Doner Kebabs to the doors, you know, the 'artistically composed' ones from the menu, that still manages to present the vile reconstituted sheep in stale pitta bread as wholly unappetising (which of course it is)

[andrew e]

HOW ABOUT SOME DULUX AND A MILKMANS HAT ?

 

[binhoker668]

Many thanks for splendid advisory...Just having the exhaust fixed has made me more of a white car man.