For Sale MPV (Multiple Pisspot Van) FOR SALE. Renault KangaWayneRooney. MOT,tax BUY IT!

[Cavcraft]

Cavcraft are proud* to offer the bargain motoring bucket of bollocks at a special Autoshite price!

 

(Year) 2000 Renault Kangoo 1.4 petrol.

 

MOT all the way to 2015!

 

Taxed end of July!

 

Two (count them, 2!) side loading doors.

 

New clutch (no receipt)

 

New exhaust (no receipt)

 

135,000 miles, or somewhere around that mark.

 

Surprisingly ok to drive and a metric shit load of headroom front and rear.

 

Standard wank stereo radio cassette.

 

Has numerous uses, inc.: dogs, dogging, dogging dogs, shopping, all that sort of bollocks.

 

Drove 20 miles ok and everything seems to work, except perhaps the central locking.

 

Bodywork is pretty gash. Rear wheel arches would shame a Mk2 Astra that's been parked in the sea and there's other signs of rust about too. If this car was an oil painting, it would be a Castrol oil painting. 

Central locking doesn't work, speedo doesn't work but previous owner said this has only been the case since it had the clutch fitted so suggested it wasn't connected back up or something.

I broke the driver's door handle inside, still shuts and opens though.

It fucking hums (not songs, but pongs) inside so a valet would do.

There's sure to be other stupid things with it too, including the just remembered 'door open' light stays on even when doors are shut.

 

All in though it's a bloody useful old thing and if it doesn't go (INTERNET THREAT) I'll keep it for the cycles and offload the Maestro van instead.

 

Some pictures what you may be wanting to see. You brave, brave people:

 

 

 

Do all rush at once.

 

Location: Chester, Cheshire. V. near to motorways and railway station.

 

Once in a day life time opportunity manager's best buy special cash money price:  £405, possibly open to offers when you've viewed it.

 

[Cavcraft]

Ps: if I make the pictures any bigger you'll see how shit the rear wheel arches are.

[Micrashed]

Had this been a Blingo (et al)I would have been offering a taxed ad tested Tonka as a swap.

im just not filled with Kangaroo love though - GLWTS

[Lacquer Peel]

Aberdeen registration, it might as well have lived in the sea.

 

I've seen a 1.2 petrol automatic one of these, you can get them more miserable!

[Timewaster]

I think they came with the smell of rotting vegetables and horse dung as standard. Every one I have been in had a distinct whiff.

I used to work with a guy who used to be a farrier and still did a bit on the side, he gave me a lift in his kangoo once and I was physically sick. Glwts btw

[Cavcraft]

Edit: decided to keep it now.