Reg Nutsack's TOP TEN 2-LITRE BEATERS - NEW BEATER CHIN SCRATCHING

[Noel Tidybeard]

i had a primevil 2.0 cvt and i thort it was a nice old barge- the renner loonyguna interior lights didnt give a moments trouble

 

biggest pita with them is crap earth connection to rear light clusters

 

the cvt thing is just different and needs adjusting to like remembering not to brake too heavily in a green blooded frenchy

tis a laugh at the traffic light grand prix accelerating at the same pace as some one and making ground on them purely because no time spent gear changing

[dollywobbler]

I can't wait to see Mr Bollox's views on this dreamy barges. You folks have been busy.

[Cheggers]

It's always good to do your research before buying another Rover

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Omega-52-plate-low-milage-auto-full-service-history-/121822402345?hash=item1c5d2e5729:g:pOkAAOSwHnFV5tSW

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-BMW-5-Series-2-0-520i-SE-4dr-/151890376200?hash=item235d5f3608:g:z2QAAOSwLzdWTz6j

 

 

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Mercedes-Benz-C-Class-2-0-C200-Kompressor-Elegance-4dr-/181916825259?hash=item2a5b1676ab:g:8NkAAOSwo0JWMjgf

 

[Alexg]

Ah the old 'sorry it's sold' hoax. Meh, think you've done ok to be fair, aren't those Primeras just a Laguna with a wacky body anyway? Although no frigger seemed to buy them new there was always one dumped in the workshop at the Nissan dealer I worked for, normally terminally frigged.

 

That SAAB does look ace, but in my experience any vendor who uses the phrase 'drives mint' tends to be punting on a ton of grief.

[Alexg]

Top spec, full ticket 2.0 Focus boot. - £395 or best offer

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-FOCUS-2-0-GHIA-SALOON-FULL-MOT-/321916697395

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CARLTON-DIAMOND-ESTATE-2-0-8V-AUTO-/301804562033?hash=item4644f42671:g:hpgAAOSwFGNWT7JU

 

 

[doobietoo]

Nobody likes these, everybody hates these.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-95-2001-automatic-9-months-mot-excellent-condition-in-and-out-/1142789543

 

Guess they'll go eat worms - £350.

 

You could buy mine with less miles, a proper gearbox and non cow interior for another £100 just saying....

[andrew e]

What couldn't possibly go wrong???

 

http://www.mdmmotorgroupltd.co.uk/used-cars/fiat-stilo-2-4-20v-abarth-selespeed-3dr-leeds-201510097653646

[They_all_do_that_sir]

You bought a Chery A11

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chery_A11

 

If you have any taste you'll source the parts to convert yours

 

Edited to say I'm a massive tool and only read up to page 2 before posting, then realising the seat is very old news

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Just negged the seller's punk ass, first time i've done that in years. Lovely!!!!

[DVee8]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Primera-Estate-2002-96000-miles/131661569420?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D2ac5429aa712452694a81782ea39e974%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D181942514830

 

 

[garethj]

Didn't Maserati make a 2 litre version of the one you've got?  A matching pair makes sense to me.

[wuvvum]

Didn't Maserati make a 2 litre version of the one you've got?  A matching pair makes sense to me.

This.  A Maser 420 has to be the ultimate 2-litre beater.  Apart from a Ferrari 208 of course, but that would just be silly.

[wuvvum]

Just negged the seller's punk ass, first time i've done that in years. Lovely!!!!

I have to say I was slightly disappointed by your feedback comment.  It lacked some of the flamboyancy of some of your previous negs.

[dollywobbler]

I have to say I was slightly disappointed by your feedback comment.  It lacked some of the flamboyancy of some of your previous negs.

 

Wow. Is that negative feedback on negative feedback? Does that cancel them out?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Sorry all!!!! Seeing as no-one reads feedback any more (due to eBay making it totally meaningless) I couldnt be arsed thinking up something funny.