Fucking Bastards

[warren t claim]

I bet it would involve their nadgers, a car battery and an ignition coil, no? Mine would.

Convincing them that their going to die a slow and painful death after days of torture is enough punishment. See if you can break their brain.

[DodgyBastard]

The guys who broke into my car were in their 40's I saw them that night hanging around the car park looking dodgy. They spoke to me and my girlfriend as we got out the car, they were drunk and talking shit and being aggressive so we made a sharp exit. I called the police who managed to find them later on breaking into other cars in a different area.

It was only the next day that I realised they had smashed my window.

[maxpower]

Mind and wear rubber/nitrile gloves if you do, and buy some well-used footwear from a charity shop to wear then burn/bin them after to cover your tracks.

 

just make sure the well-used footwear is steel toe-capped to give his nutz something to remember you by.

[MrDuke]

A few years back, when I may have lived in the East End, I was out cruising one Friday when I saw a cocky-looking little sh1t eyeing up my wheels. I parked up outside the chippie, and sure enough after a couple of minutes he walked past, and spat on the ground less than 6 inches from my bumper. I very calmly got out, fetched my wheelbrace from the boot, and did his kneecaps right there and then on the pavement, in front of his gobby mates. He started calling me a few names, so I fetched him one in the mouth and took out most of his teeth. That proper learned him, the twat. Funny enough, there was an off-duty copper coming out the chip shop at the time, and he came over to shake my hand, and booted the kid in the guts for good measure - he said he wished everyone was more like me. Some do-gooder tried to give the kid some first aid but we gave her a good slapping too, LOL! Srsly, bring back national service and the gas chambers, we should legalise gunz too, see how they like riding their scooters with their heads blown off, f**kin YEAH!!!111!!111!!!

 

[fordperv]

I hope you manage to catch up with the lads who robbed your car because that will be the only form of "compensation" you will get

[Lankytim]

Say you wish to start a private prosecution, obtain private addresses KILL KILL KILL*