Popular* small car for sale.

[Cavcraft]

Right, done everything we can and it's now for sale.

 

1994 Vauxhall Corsa 1.4GLS automatic.

 

MOT'd October 2012.

6 months tax.

38,000 genuine miles.

Power steering.

Central locking.

Sunroof.

Three owners (including us) predominatly one elderly lady though from new.

Just had new tyre, headgasket and the head skimmed.

Not long since had new radiator, water pump and cam belt.

Have also just replaced the distributor with a second hand one.

 

Starts/runs/drives as well as it ever could. Interior looks as good as new and none of the seats look like they've ever been sat on.

Bodywork very clean, some pensioner scars/dings and the bottom of the driver's door is a bit nasty, but we've used some official Ford Mondeo bumper repair tape to 'fix' this.

Tyres all excellent as is exhaust etc. I'd honestly expect someone to get a good few years out of this car with just very basic maintenance.

 

Has a 'sport's option on the autobox (LOL!) and the ice/skiddy/OMG SNOW KAOS button too. To you all you doubters out there I actually used the sports function to overtake a Mondeo yesterday. Ok, it took me eleven hours to get past him but pass him I did. I expect he's scrapped his car now at the shame of it all.

Car is totally standard except for two pound shop wheeltrims to 'compliment' the genuine ones on the other side. CD player? Shove it up your arse*. Electric windows? Shove them up your arse. Air con? Open the sunroof. Or shove it up your arse. Ability to impress neighbours/mates/that fit bird in the house opposite? Zilch.

Realising as I do the MASSIVE appeal for these highly sought after cars on here I understand the queue to buy this will be larger than the one for the job of Kylie's personal gusset tester so BE QUICK. Or not as the case will undoutably be.

 

Hey ho, it's up for the incredible bargain of just £595 INCLUDING THE SIX MONTHS TAX, or submit best offer.

 

No threats (promises?] of it being scrapped if it doesn't sell (sorry) but I will SRSLY have to consider coming to Chudmunterminge Castle show in it if it doesn't go. So it's up to you: find a buyer or be faced with looking at all day parked RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO YOUR CAR at Chod.

 

*I did find a Fun Lovin Criminals tape in my box of tat the other day and this is included. Good luck to you with that though, I listened to it for about 27 seconds and it made Morrisey sound full of happiness.