I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas...all together now!

[scooters]

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas,

Just like the ones I used to know,

Where the Austins are stalling

And the chod is appalling

And fiats break down in the snow

 

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas,

Pissed on eBay I always buy

Knackered chod and they write

'Sold as seen is this shite,

But it will get you home tonight'

 

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas,

On the hardshoulder I will dwell,

I'm a TAGORA whore they tell,

Smiling giffers they will sell

Me the maxi from hell

 

I'm dreaming of a white christmas

With beige cars in the snow

May you headlights be Lucas and bright

And may all your christmases be shite...

 

 

Altogether now....add a verse

 

 

 

[Wilko220]

[John F]

I'm dreaming of a shite christmas,

with hammered sockets slightly larger

May your ebay fortune prove no saga,

and supply you with a mint 10,000 mile Lada

[lancashireclamper]

I'm dreaming of a shite christmas,

but in my eye there is a tear,

sold my Marina, Granada and Farina,

to banger boys then bought a sodding Kia!

[maxpower]

i'm dreaming of a shite christmas,

wanting all the cars on my pc screen.

will i buy the maxi, or a clapped out taxi.

i don't care as long as the car ain't green.

[eddyramrod]

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas

just filled with Japcrap and Volvos

Where the old Jags glisten

and giffers listen

To tapes of Barry Manilow!

[wackywacerwill]

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas

Welding upside down in the snow

Making bits of old ford from templates of cardboard

It's looks shiny on top but there's grot below