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Folklore in the truck world says you can wee into a bottle of water, chuck it in the AdBlue tank, and it'll get you home if you run out. :roll:

 

If you run out it'll just go into some sort of limp mode. You'll get home. Eventually.

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But in defence of my earlier comment, that Renault soft-road thing is hideous AND unreliable, and probably still costs un bras et une jambe if you're daft enough to buy one. So IMO it's currently wedged deep within the u-bend of shit territory :D

 

Little known fact - 'Koleos' is ancient Hebrew for 'clueless twat'.

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But in defence of my earlier comment, that Renault soft-road thing is hideous AND unreliable, and probably still costs un bras et une jambe if you're daft enough to buy one. So IMO it's currently wedged deep within the u-bend of shit territory :D

 

Little known fact - 'Koleos' is ancient Hebrew for 'clueless twat'.

 

Very nearly... it's actually Greek for "vagina"!

 

Yes, seriously. Linky: http://www.kypros.org/cgi-bin/lexicon

 

Το λεξικÃÅ’ βÃÂήκε 1 λέξη.

The dictionary found 1 word.

 

κολεÌ = vagina

koleos

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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Folklore in the truck world says you can wee into a bottle of water, chuck it in the AdBlue tank, and it'll get you home if you run out. :roll:

 

If you run out it'll just go into some sort of limp mode. You'll get home. Eventually.

 

With crystallised injectors apparently.

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Hmm. Trucker piss.

 

As found in Iron Bru bottles in every lay by in the UK.

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Folklore in the truck world says you can wee into a bottle of water, chuck it in the AdBlue tank, and it'll get you home if you run out. :roll:

 

If you run out it'll just go into some sort of limp mode. You'll get home. Eventually.

 

And the catalyst will be FUBAR, and these cost megabucks. Optare Solos used to go through cats regularly when the injectors clogged up.

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Well, I know zip about the science bit, but isn't the ECU is just programmed to go into limp when the AdBlue tank is dry to stop folk running without any AdBlue. The engine should run fine, shirley, just less 'environmentally friendly' like.

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Very nearly... it's actually Greek for "vagina"!

 

Yes, seriously. Linky: http://www.kypros.org/cgi-bin/lexicon

 

Το λεξικÃÅ’ βÃÂήκε 1 λέξη.

The dictionary found 1 word.

 

κολεÌ = vagina

koleos

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Hahaha brilliant! That's all I'll think when I see one now.

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Hahaha brilliant! That's all I'll think when I see one now.

 

They really didn't do their homework when they named that car, hehe :lol:

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