Change tyre

[Cavcraft]

Fuck off.

[Guest]

Brenda, you know how tyres have carcasses?

 

If you were real, that's what you'd end up as if you carry on like this. Or perhaps you are one already and this is the only way you can communicate (I have the image of The Day Today's reanimated corpse shouting 'Justice' in a Louis Armstrong style).

 

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNJUSTEEEECHE.

[Pillock]

Yeah, I think this is good advice. I once used a tyre filled with improper air and it didn't end well. The short version is that at 63mph the improper air turned to Robinsons Fruit Barley (Orange and Mango) and I died.

 

Remember: ALWAYS USE PROPER AIR.

[Minimad5]

I think this Brenda bird works for Haynes

 

Brenda, what spanner count / difficulty would you class changing a Tyre ?

[Guest]

Remember: ALWAYS USE PROPER AIR.

 

Fuck aye, this is good advice.

 

I had this airship once, unwieldy bastard it was. Filled it with helium, took it to the States and the stupid cunt exploded. Rancid piece of German shit. Someone said it was because I coated the cover with a chemical used in rocket fuel, but I'm not accepting that, scaremongering arseholes. I'm getting INJURYLAWYERS4U on the case and that nice man from The Bill's gonna go round and slam some fadge in the screen door \ oven.

 

Can you help me Brenda? Can you help me clear my name?

[RoadworkUK]

 

"..a) Jack of your car is there or not..."

 

 

Which does it need to be, Brenda?

 

I was half way through removing the wheel and I realised my jack was there. Am I doing it wrong?