nissan micra wanted

[2door]

hi everyone my son wants a nissan micra for a project he is 11 and has up to £150 can anyone help south east if possible many thanks

[The Moog]

When I was at school I only ever did a project on the Vikings. I must have been off the day they did the Nissan Micra Project

[Torsten2001]

If I was 11 and had £150 I would spend £10 on porn, £20 on sweets, fags, booze & comics, £100 on a motor bike and £20 on a Micra, that should be plenty

[lovejoy]

Will this do ? Deemed a total write-off by my sister's insurance co., so she went out and bought another one (repairs estimated at over £1500, so "uneconomical " to do: i bet I see it running around again though !!!)

[2door]

he did have £350 but i got him to spend £100 on booze £50 curry.......and if we havent pulled by the end of the night £50 for a premier in..because sod taking an 11 year old home to his mum in that state,or he could drive us home in the micra

[The Moog]

Didnt porn only used to grow in bushes at the back of the park? Why would you want to buy some?

[M'coli]

It's all down to evolution causing the near-extinction of the humble hedge-porno mag. With the propensity of on-line filth, the hedge-porno mag has gone the way of that other common 1980s sight, the burst cassette tape - no-one throws knackered mp3 files out of their car windows, and no-one buys porno mags to throw away before they get home any more either.

[Mike D]

If you can stretch to 200 I have a 24K from new K10 1.2.... Needs a bit of work but is pretty good..