Ideal vehicle for those M25 journeys

[ChinaTom]

I love the potential in this thing. Quite a powerful 6 pot diesel and nice high drive position.

 

The attachment at the front contains rotating knives that can inflict a fair degree of damage. All height adjustable.

 

Rotating scrolls scoop up the tattered shredded victim and feed it into another set of pulverizing knives, then spit the remains out the back to send a very clear message to tailgaters. It can swing round to the sides too to taunt / threaten etc.

 

 

OUTTA MY WAY!!

[Magnificent Rustbucket]

You'd feel like Doctor Evil driving that!

[Lord Sterling]

I need one of those to drive around Birmingham

[pbottomley]

Now thats a vehicle I would enjoy..... I wonder if its easy to park in Asda??? (of course it is anywhere you like sir)