For sale - But seller not helpful.

[grizz]

I will always try facilitate buyers. 
 

So when I send this message to a seller and get his response, both below, I really do want to shake them to see if they are actually awake.  
 

My message 

I will speak to my insurance tomorrow to see how big a new hole they need to rip me to swap insurance from my existing car. 

I am down in Kent. 
It looks like 205 miles and a couple of tolls.  (To fetch and get home)

Please do sell to the first person who brings the cash. 

If I were to proceed, would you be able to collect or meet me at the station?

 

Sellers response. 

Unfortunately not as the car is off the road sorn. An I'm stuff at work most of the day time

Well, I guess I won’t be buying a car.  
 

 

 

Have a pic of Dennis’ backyard gas station as penance 

[garbaldy]

I can't see a problem you asked a question he has answered the question 🤔 

[Andyrew]

While it's not exactly overwhelming with solutions to accommodate you buying the car. 

The sellers has answered your question.

 

[captain_70s]

You could just walk/taxi from the station? 

[Zelandeth]

To be honest compared to everyone I've spoken to with regards to buying or selling a car anywhere other than on here in at least the last five years that's bloody brilliant communication!

They've actually answered the question and while it's far from perfect English you can actually understand the answer!

Both of those are far higher bars than the bunch of cretins I've had to deal with have placed.  Which is why I simply don't bother trying any more.

[grizz]

Right gang. 
 

Looks like my expectations are high. 
 

So I have been corrected here. 
 

Still want the vehicle though 😂

 

Just need to figure out alternatives.