Unusual shite spotted

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm in the Czech republic at the moment. Always disappointing for shite, but I have seen:

 

1) A Kia 'Joice', are those mitsubishi space cruiser doors?

Fuggin horrible anyway.

 

2) A Citroen C4 'Berline', one for FUCKING 'WAT THE FUCK, MY WHEELZ ARE VIBRATING AGAIN' to admire:

 

3) Renault Fluence, what a fat old POS

[GJR 11L]

Fluence? Must resist temptation to say it.

 

Oh, wtf, effluence more like.

[Station]

I kinda like those new French cars, at least they're trying to look a bit different!

[Split_Pin]

The Renault looks pretty tidy IMO. I wonder what we get instead of that in the UK?

[CreepingJesus]

Maybe the Kia is a rehashed Mutsibashi? The Renault Fluorine must be a Megane variation, surely.

[barrett]

I don't reckon that Renner looks too bad, i'd say it was a variation on the Laguna rather than the Megane though.

 

What takes you over to Czech Mr_Bollz?

[Negative Creep]

Fluence? Must resist temptation to say it.

 

Oh, wtf, effluence more like.

 

Makes me think of 'flatulence'

 

 

I actually quite like the C4

[MK5 Escort]

That Kia definitely has Mitsubishi influence. Those seats (or head restraints, rather) certainly look like ten year old Space Cruiser jobbies to me...

 

Isn't the Renault Fluence meant to be a replacement for the likes of the Safrane? I very much doubt we'll see that over here in the UK. All we get are their smaller plastic-tastic boxes. Anyway, it's the first relatively decent looking Renault for about five/six years.

[Lukas]

The Kia Choice is based on the Mitsubishi Space Wagon/HDPIC Santamo. Strange, because Hyundai started with Mitsubishi, Kia was always Mazda-related until the mid-90s.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I'm 99% certain that renner is just a Megane with a boot. A sort of Ford Orion for the iphone generation.