Car found in the floor of a house....

[martc]

I used to step out with a girl who had the burnt out body of an Austin A35 in her back garden. She lived in a terraced house, with just a narrow passage to the back.  The houses backing on were all terraces as well. I have absolutely no idea how it got there - the only feasible way would be by helicopter.

She had to pay a scrap man to cut it up with an oxy-acetylene torch into small enough bits to take down the passage.

[UltraWomble]

25 minutes ago, martc said:

I used to step out with a girl who had the burnt out body

Whereas all I am aware of in my back garden are the bodies of 4 cats, a rabbit a couple of hamsters and a time capsule the kids made when we had the extension built.

[stuboy]

53 minutes ago, martc said:

I used to step out with a girl who had a smoking hot body

oi oi...

[stuboy]

55 minutes ago, martc said:

I used to step out with a girl

i thought of this song using that terminology..