Moron driver

[Des]

I headed off to Twickenham via M25 / M40 this morning, just at the end of the roadworks / 50 limit everything slows right down, big VW van stopped in the middle lane, on passing I notice a pile of headlamp and grill shrapnel under the rear bumper but no sign of whatever went up it's arse. I carry on and soon catch up with a K reg Nissan Sunny doing 30 in the middle lane and making a bit of steam, the front smashed in and the bonnet folded back over the windscreen, what the fuck.

[Pillock]

Was it an old giffer at the wheel? How on earth were they keeping on the motorway without that most valuable of senses, sight?

[Des]

I didn't notice the driver, just had a few glances, but my missus had a good look and tells me it was a full on giffer, flat cap and brown gloves.I wonder what happened, I can only guess that with the 50 limit / ave speed cash generators, giffer was, like most, watching speedo, gives some rear end love to stationary / broken down vw van, realises his nissan is now presenting to the next blind fucker to come along and decides to get clear, then finds theres no hard shoulder, so keeps going when bonnet does its number.

[pogweasel]

Unsurprising. I experienced this a few months ago, though instead substitute "old giffer" with "early twenties twuntbag in a 2.5 vectra", who not only had the balls to drive off from the scene but later hold up the WHOLE WORLD by trying to pay th M6 Toll with an Electron card. Summary: Twunt.

[Station]

I saw what appeared to be a cunting neighbour back his/her Astra into the back of my whizzkid - assumed a neighbour wouldn't do this, and forgot about. He/she then did a number of turns and drove off. I actually noticed the other day my bumper was pushed halfway up the back of the car - he DID back into my car and then the CUNT drove off. He lives NEXT DOOR!Any ideas what I should do? Thought about just putting a 'Thanks for reversing into my car' note on his wiper and leave it at that.

[Richard]

Hire two 7.5 tonne trucks and discipline his Astra.