Weirdo calls

[pbottomley]

This was on one of the other forums I use I found it funny TBH.... how friggin hard is it to know what an Escort looks like?************************************Had a very odd call yesterday. It went something like this. Caller: Asking about the Escort estate you got outside. Me: I haven't got a Escort estate outside. It's a Vauxhall Viva. Caller: Oh... So not an escort? Me: No, A Viva... Can I help you? Caller: Yeah. How did you make it an estate. Was there much work? Me: Er, it came as an estate. Caller: So the previous owner did it? Me: Er, no, it was built as an estate. Caller: Vauxhall never made an estate Viva. Me: Er, yes they did... I got one. Caller: So it ain't been modified? Me: Unless you call the bits I am in the process of doing mod, no, not really... Sorry mate, what's your name? Caller: Keith. Me: So Keith, are you an fan of the Viva. Caller: Not really, I want an escort.... How much you sell it for. Me: It's a Viva, but I'm not selling it. How did you.... Caller: So it's not an escort... You said it was an escort. Me: No, I said it was a Viva. Caller: But it's an estate. Vauxhall definitely didn't make an estate Viva. Me: (By now I am wondering if I am being deliberately wound up) Look, it's a Viva, it's an estate. Vauxhall did make estate Viva, and no it ain't for flippin sale. So how on gods green (Or words to that effect) did you get this number? Caller: if you gonna be like that, sod ya then, I wanted an escort anyway. And he hung up What planet did he come from? **********************************

[RedSparrow]

Actually, nothing surprises me anymore.

I wonder how people survive sometimes.

 

This sums it up. Funnys:

 

[Father Ted]

Obviously something in the water - tonights wacky phone call about the micra ebay advert...Me - hello?Him - yes, I call about Nissan Micra 1L LX, I dont understand...Me - what dont you understand?Him - I dont understand the advert, is it a car?Me - Well the advert is written in English with some photographs, but yeah its a car, made by Nissan.Him - what sort?Me - well you know the usual kind, four wheels, an engine, petrol, seats that sort f thing, its taxed and tested too!Him - so its a car then?Me - Well actually its a trans dimensional hypership capable of transversing vast distances of time andd space only this morning I popped to last week in it to watch the match...Him - so does it work or is it broken?Me - Well it used to blend in to its surroundings but the chaelion circuit has been broken these last thousand years or so...Him - yeah, so its a car yes?Me - "clunk"I have a feeling that I will be on the next series of phonejacker...

[pbottomley]

Actually, nothing surprises me anymore.I wonder how people survive sometimes.This sums it up. Funnys:

ahhh Blue Jam one of the greatest things ever made.....

[Dukestar25]

Freaking' Poles!!! It must be Escort season or something as I got a call on my mobile last Thursday asking about the Escort I have for sale. I told him I didn't even own an Escort, much less having one for sale which after a couple of 'Are you sure?' s convinced him he had the wrong number. What a Doof

[pogweasel]

 

A PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

 

Listen, luv. You don't fuck abaaat wiv Terry Tibbs. AWWRIGHT?

[Father Ted]

 

A PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.

 

Listen, luv. You don't fuck abaaat wiv Terry Tibbs. AWWRIGHT?

If Mr Tibs has gone all Indian then it must have been him. Yours for a sausage barm cake and the Star of India diamond M8

[Guest]

I had to speak to skool on the phone once. Twice in fact.You tarts don't know suffering. And I work in a call centre.

[Station]

Call about a car last year:Wake up early in the morning to a call:"Hello?""Hello, you're selling your Starion, can you give me any details?""Yes, [gives all details about car]."" ... ""[Gives more details about car]"" ... yeah?""[Tries to squeeze out more details, and repeating more details]"" ... yeah?""FUCKING HELL THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?":DCaller for MR2, he owned the car five years before I sold it. He wanted to pick it up today, and would give me my asking price.Arrived and noticed the state of a once A1 car can change in 5 years (especially when it's owned by a complete bellend) and offer one hundred quid or thereabouts.