Snigger.

[Guest]

http://www.ladypenelopelimos.co.uk/

 

[pogweasel]

Limo hire doesn't get any better than this:

 

FO' REEL?

[Guest]

That's utterly unbelievable.

[VWPowered]

That's utterly unbelievable.

+1 doesnt even look a mint volvo either...Autoshite Ladies Wear

[Mr Lobster]

Hmmm, pink Volvo with scuffed bumper corners, cheap 'spinnaz' wheel trims.

Never underestimate the impact hiring a limo can make

Indeed. Just not in the way you might want.

The pink limo is perfect for… Goth/emo events

Yeh, you can see why they'd like that. They love pink them goths.

[Guest]

What on earth is an "emo event"? Sounds like the sort of thing you'd want to avoid.

[HillmanImp]

I'd rather sit at home and cut myself than go to an Emo event......

[Station]

Oof! That's on the same level of shitness as my current work portfolio.

[bones96]

The pink limo is perfect for… •Hen and stag nights •Pub and nightclub trips •Weddings •Golfing trips •Halloween parties •Goth/emo events •Ghost tours •Sightseeing tours •Perth Races •Birthday parties •Wedding anniversaries •School runs •Corporate travel and promotions •Pop concerts •Airport transfers •Theatre trips •Shopping trips •All Occasions what do you fancy hiring it for lol

[FredTransit]

I wouldn't even hire it to put a pipe from the exhaust into car in a locked garage......

[pogweasel]

For a moment I thought this was actually a piss-take.

 

Seems not:

http://www.redhotknights.com/index.html

 

Oh dear.

Still, I guess that this is the cutting edge of style and panache in Perth...

[CIH]

Looks like Hirst Cabs has some competition "Saloons in unpleasant colours"

[seth]

Celebrity PhotosSeptember 2006. Glynn Wise, Big Brother 7 runner up, visits Perth and is chauffeured between venues by RedHotKnights.com.

What! No really! The actual runner up from Big Brother a couple of years ago?! No Wai!

[Guest]

They also offer fancy dress hire, with the same young lady modelling each outfit and forcing a smile.

 

 

"I should have listened to mum"

[barrett]

The pink limo is perfect for… •Hen and stag nights •Pub and nightclub trips •Weddings •Golfing trips •Halloween parties •Goth/emo events •Ghost tours •Sightseeing tours •Perth Races •Birthday parties •Wedding anniversaries •School runs •Corporate travel and promotions •Pop concerts •Airport transfers •Theatre trips •Shopping trips •All Occasions what do you fancy hiring it for lol

why didn't they just put 'All Occasions' and save themselves the trouble of writing a huge list?i bet the webmaster is getting excited, probably had more hits in the last hour then they have all year...

[andrew e]

I don't see Barmitzvars on that list. ANTI SEMETIC LIMO LURVING SWINES.

[pogweasel]

On the upside, they do appear to have some weapons-grade bus-shite. I would suggest a tour on their Leyland Atlantean! See the grey, drab sights of miserable scottish towns in style...

[seth]

I don't see Barmitzvars on that list.

To be fair there's probably rather limited call for them up there....

[IanF]

"School runs" - for those who want there kids to be bullied mercilessly.

[pogweasel]

I don't see Barmitzvars on that list.

To be fair there's probably rather limited call for them up there....

Scottish AND jewish?No way anoyone who fits into that demographic will be forking out for anything so frivoulous....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey, what a car, weddings and celebrity taxi'ing monday-saturday then on Sat night pop all the windows out ready for the oval on Sunday morning. Brilliant!

[michiel]

Tanks for Everything?

 

Edit: ooh, a gallery!

 

 

 

Doesn't it take two to get married?

[Guest]

Perhaps she is marrying a pair of fire engines.

 

 

All aboard the Autoshite tour bus!

[pogweasel]

I think I saw the lass at the front (alice in wonderland) in one of my 'specialist interest' films on the internets.

[barrett]

i'm desperately groping for some sort of 'she's a nice old bus' joke but i'm not having much luck

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

"For those of you who like things a bit darker, we also offer Morticia’s limo"That'll be the ex Co-Op funerals (1984) Granny Coleman Milne Minster then. I can hear the shagged carbed 2.8 Cologne wheezing from here. But it doesn't get a lot darker than Perth.Places like Hamilton, Arbroath, Irvine and Armadale are the most disgustingly depressing shitholes I've ever seen. Armadale on a wet winters day is suicide - I've never been more glad to leave anywhere.

[Richard]

 

All aboard the Autoshite tour bus!

It's a Bankfoot Bus! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8292326.stm

 

How much of a cowboy would you have to be to let your car appear on the website with scuffed bumpers?

[Mr Lobster]

Still, what with it being a fire engine and all it'll be handy for swilling away the copius quantities of sicked up Blue WKD that these lovely ladies will be regurgating over Perth shortly before or after having a 'rendezvous' behind some dingy nightclub with a young man, probably on all fours and behind a skip

 

[Guest]

What on earth is an "emo event"? Sounds like the sort of thing you'd want to avoid.

Eating celery sticks and crying oneself to sleep whilst revelling in the beauty of Dashboard Confessional.Or having a stupid seagull haircut and reading Twilight, although there's definitely some goth crossover with the old miserablists these days.

[Justin Case]

One of the associated companies, Snowbird Limousines, claims to be part of the Ptarmigan Group. The RSPB describe the ptarmigan as a 'fat game bird'. Further comment is unnecessary.