eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Have the bikini chicks flock around you this Summer.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica-Convertible-J61SDH-mot-till-May-needs-a-bit-of-TLC-project-barn-/121283810771

[Junkman]

Or have them not flock around you.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Chrysler-Neon-in-Black-/111293108982

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CARINA-2-1-6-PETROL-GENUINE-28-000-MILES-NOT-COROLLA-AVENSIS-CLASSIC-198-/331147939775

 

 

 

 

NOT COROLLA AVENSIS

 

 

No shit, Sherlock.

[Junkman]

Strong contender for the POTY Award.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-5-1-4-spares-or-repair-project-/251466467908

[billy_bunter]

Re. the XR8 - how did they differ from 'normal' Sierras, apart from the engine? I mean, if you dropped a 5.0 V8 into a stock XR4 I suspect various pieces of car would part company under full throttle, no?

 

 

Roughly the same build as the RS500. Uprated everything they were made to be raced for homolugation rules IIRC. Do a search on google

[Junkman]

Gallant (sic) with broken gearbox.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MITSUBISHI-GALLANT-/271417926154

 

 

 

THE PREVIOUS OWNER FITTED AN UPRATED STEERING WHEEL MADE OF WOOD AND LEATHER WHICH MATCHES THE LEATHER SEATS AND WOOD INTERIOR AT A COST OF £300

 

Own up to it, you cunt.

[Junkman]

Needs de-monging.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-80GL-B2-1982-VW-Scene-/151247108020

 

 

VW Scene

 

 

 

the ride is rough

 

That's because you are a VW Scene twat.

[Junkman]

My advice: Buy it before Scotland becomes independent.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-960-estate-automatic-/151247416081

[Junkman]

Does anyone here like beige and brown?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-S90-R876EEW-/261414047863

[Junkman]

I'll be damned - a BARN FIND!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-range-rover-/171256824547

 

Complete with rope to lynch you when you show up with some money.

[Junkman]

Second best ad of all time.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubushi-Pajero-for-sale-2-8-diesel-automatic-Red-/321345037940

[Junkman]

Twilight Zone.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-480-auto-74k-all-bills-and-old-mots-great-drive-/291093801911

[Junkman]

Should be saved before it is completely scened.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Golf-1-5-Gls-Automatic-/121285867973

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-318I-LUX-A-325I-GARAGE-BARN-FIND-RARE-ONE-FAMILY-OWNED-99P-START-NO-RESERVE-/181341167586

 

 

BARN FIND

 

 

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN GARAGED ALL IT'S LIFE OTHER THEN THE LAST YEAR

 

Didn't you just say it is a barn find?

[Junkman]

They did indeed age well.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-Fiero-Formula-2-8-V6-1989-68-000-Miles-/321345137519

 

Massive bonus for brown wheels.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Blazer-/111292611851

 

This is the best photo of the ad.

[Junkman]

The oval is a looming one.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-MK2-ESTATE-GHIA-2-8I-COMPLETE-CAR-58-000-MILES-STOCKCAR-/111291898969

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-4x4-/151249164900

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-SAAB-96-V4-BARN-FIND-25K-2-DOOR-100-ORIGINAL-PROJECT-99P-START-NO-RESERVE-/181338133029

 

 

BARN FIND

 

No, it isn't.

 

 

RWD EX RALLY CARS

 

No, it isn't.

 

 

GOOD NUMBER PLATE GOSE WITH CAR

 

Big deal when everything else is fubar.

[meggersdog]

^^^ quality feedback

[dugong]

Twilight Zone.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-480-auto-74k-all-bills-and-old-mots-great-drive-/291093801911

 

 

car will be washed and hovered before picked up[/size]

ROBERT ZEMECKIS YOU HAVE NOT FAILED ME

 

Does anyone here like beige and brown?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-S90-R876EEW-/261414047863

Someone on here (panhard65?) looked into buying this, tested it and found it a bit wanting.

[meggersdog]

Have we had this cockney rhyming slang yet ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-CAR-RETRO-RIDE-BARN-FIND-1988-HYUNDAI-PONY-1-3L-HATCH-53-000-CLEAN-CAR-/181340203284?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a38b7e914

[meggersdog]

Summer is on it's way

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-FALCON-LX3-2CV-BASED-KIT-CAR-3-WHEELER-TRICYCLE-/161240139621?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258aa94765

[Asimo]

 

Mileage was about ten times higher then as well.

[trigger]

Someone on the Facebook page i run is selling this stunning Merc for £1750, MEGA BARG.

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/EastCoastRetros/

[derskine]

^ Yes!!

 

 

 

It needs a new rear screen as the insurance company wanted £200 (my excess) to replace it but it has a bit of ply in the hole and is water tight

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-polo-mk2f-breadvan-1-0CL-rat-ratty-not-golf-euro-drift/171262129486?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222006%26algo%3DSIC.FITP%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D5343164017477780676%26pid%3D100011%26prg%3D20140107083358%26rk%3D0%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D121285867973

[Junkman]

I mustard mitt that there is not inconsiderable wantage attached to this waftbargetastic shiteness.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-HYUNDAI-XG30-V6-AUTO-4-DOOR-SALOON-/251458108894

[Junkman]

The Junkwoman prefers this, though.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Amica-1-0-AUTO-Si-AC-Metalic-Paint-/221351952325

 

 

Why is it that girls always say 'size doesn't matter', and then yelp OMGTHATZTOOBIIIIG every time you show them something?

[Junkman]

Into traffic blendage might prove difficult.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GMC-Chevrolet-Yukon-4x4-Estate-Log-Book-MOT-Tax-1996-1-Start-No-Reserve-/371019035903

 

But the beige velourstasticness is hard to beat.

 

 

I've lived in smaller flats than this for quite some periods in my life.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Reminds me of Leo Getz' undercover surveillance vehicle from Lethal Weapon