eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1300-GREY-/181212160098

 

Looks quite interesting

 

 

 

I stripped out the interior as it had developed a leak from behind the dashboard.. On investigation it was found to be the section around the heater, so I took it to my garage and they welded new sections back in there to seal the gaps

 

Sounds a little ominous, no photos of this work but it is only £350 I suppose.

 

 

 

Q: hello friend i would like to make you an offer of £100 for your morris 1300 regards mokthemok

 

Wow generous 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lomax-kit-car-/251335028379

 

 

 

I bought this car on Ebay about 2 years ago with the intension to fix it up and to drive it in Germany,now that the car is ready ,it is very difficult to get a German registration for it.

 

Yes, I can understand the authorities not wanting to allow something that looks so spectacularly shit to be used on public roads in case it provokes civil unrest etc.

 

Verdict: EYE-POPPINGLY HIDEOUS. SUITABLE ONLY FOR SLIGHTLY TUBBY MIDDLE-AGED BLOKES WHO ENJOY CROSS-DRESSING IN OPEN CAMPSITES.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-rover-mini-1275-/321202751360

 

I LOVE STICKERS

 

 

 

I have been asked has this been raced the answer is no, the roll cage is for my personal safety (paranoid) as this is a small car

 

BUT I HAVE NO FAITH IN MY OWN ABILITY TO AVOID CRASHING SPECTACULARLY WHILST DRIVING

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-1973-MERCEDES-230-4-AUTO-BLUE-IDEAL-EXPORT-/111162116341

 

Now that IS nice, i could get enthusiastic about one of these

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161098939381

 

in the parts section, £500 opener

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-TRUCK-1-7-TD-Bit-of-fun-spares-repairs-project-/221279677128

 

 

 

DVLA NOTIFIED OF CHANGE AND IF YOU WANT IT TO STATE ITS A TRUCK ON V5 IT MUST GO INTO VOSA FOR A CHECK OVER. I WASNT TOO FUSSY SO LEFT AS IS

 

Very wise!!!

 

 

 

SELLING AS MOVING HOUSE AND  NEED MY CIVIC SPRAYED

 

 

Jesus.

 

To be fair thats certainly not a terrible pickup conversion, most are much worse

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/complete-one-off-ford-escort-monster-truck-/251333948717?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a84abb52d

 

'were do i start'

 

By using a dictionary?

[skattrd]

Nicked from the AS Faceache page

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261279496388

 

If it wasn't in Kent, I didn't have too many cars all ready etc. etc.

[inconsistant]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-AUDI-90-CD-SILVER-/231049497233

 

What in god's name is he trying to achieve with this? 

If you live in Fraserburgh this is probably what you imagine sunlight would look like.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNUSED-AUSTIN-CAR-BADGE-BROKEN-IN-TWO-METRO-MAESTRO-MONTEGO-/231046451456

 

 

 

UNUSED....... BROKEN IN TWO

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-220-Coupe-Targa-Top-2-0-LTR-16v-1994-MREG-/221277070521

 

This Rover 220 NA koop looks nice, no ticket but it looks a nice one alright. £395

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ferrari-458-italia-DNA-replica-kit-car-V6-/200954129140

 

 

 

I'm sure I've seen this guy selling another terrible Ferrari replica prior to this one. Based on a Ford Cougar seemingly. Loving the rear bulkhead:

 

 

Obviously thats needed to drown out the sound of the fake engine made from cornflakes packets and drain pipes now fitted in the back.

 

£28,500!!!!!

 

Verdict: EVIDENCE OF HEAVY USE OF RECREATIONAL DRUGS EARLIER IN LIFE

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-128-1976-4-door-blue-1117cc-/181212805583

 

Bit of an 'Amanda Redman' - Beginning to get a little crispy round the edges, defo still WOULD WOULD WOULD though

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

 

Paging Mr.Wobbler to the beige courtesy phone...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-ROVER-25-SPIRIT-SILVER-/271273450547

 

 

 

Reason for sale: Head Gasket Failure (again)

[skattrd]

 

Paging Mr.Wobbler to the beige courtesy phone...

 

Ooof ... thats a honey, and with shedloads of T&T (and a couple of fluid leaks) £850 seems very reasonable.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/531217930.htm?ca=15_s

 

1973 Renner 5, 600€

[Junkman]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C421687

 

 

The car has 2 faults:-

- A leak from the petrol tank

- An lhm leak from the front rubber "T" piece.

 

 

The car [...] can be driven away.

 

Provided one is suicidal enough.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-sierra-custom-made-crew-cab-pickup-truck-not-p100-project-/121172198637

 

Your guess is as good as mine with this. I honestly have no idea.

 

 

 

The wheels on the back don't come with the motor i only put them on for the mot, but there are a set of the front ones that will be on the motor

 

Brilliant, rear wheels are for losers anyway 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-TET-ROVER-MEASTRO-BLUE-/181212734741

 

MEASTRO

 

 

 

it has no mot or tax no root to see ,not wouth us putting mot on it as custermer might strip it all back

 

He's right you know, theres literally NO POINT in putting a test on a car you're selling. Verdict: DAFT BASTARD

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231045309861

 

Only 4 hours left on this with not a single bid at £100!!!! Its got no engine but you could easy chuck in a banana engine rom a Transit or whatever.

[chris1991]

First post woohoo

 

Nice Fuego, don't see may of these at all. Sorry if this has already been posted.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-RENAULT-FUEGO-GTS-BLUE-/141052694306?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20d7654f22

[anonymous user]

That Sierra "pick-up" sounds a right tale of woe, not used for a year because it's been a sod to start, replaced the radiator, but, it's the wrong one, needs a floor for the pick-up bed and the MOT runs out a couple of days before the auction end. I think the £800 start price may be a little optimistic.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I think they guy selling it is probably a bit of a head case who operates on the fringes of reality, frequently crossing the line into non-reality but coming back often enough to justkeep below the radar of the social care system.

[anonymous user]

Whenever I feel a bit down I cheer myself up by browsing ebay and often end up buying a load of rubbish that I don't need. If things are really bad I head straight for the kit-car section and become thankful that I have never been tempted to build a kit-car.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TX-TRIPPER-2-5PI-DELUX-TR6-based-kit-car-GT6-/111160873960?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e1b453e8

 

 

steering does not seam to be connected

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unfinished-Project-Kit-Car-one-of-Subaru-WRX-Turbo-/161096455510?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258218d556

 

“It starts and drive but needs finishingâ€Â

"Two years on I decided that I had spent more than enough money on it (about £20,000 to date)"

"All the steel work is only welded on the tops and sides, my intentions was to strip it all back down and turn the space frame upside down to finish the welding "

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

£20k!!!!! No way. Just no way. That looks like about £650 worth of work

[Volksy]

That thing looks like something Top Gear would make...

[Junkman]

Whenever I feel a bit down I cheer myself up by browsing ebay and often end up buying a load of rubbish that I don't need. If things are really bad I head straight for the kit-car section and become thankful that I have never been tempted to build a kit-car.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TX-TRIPPER-2-5PI-DELUX-TR6-based-kit-car-GT6-/111160873960?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e1b453e8

 

this will defiantly need to be trailered away.

 

Vee haff vays to maik it less recalcitrant...

[cort16]

I can't see how its possible to spend 20 grand on that unless he spent 20 grand at spearmint rhino in the hope he'll get the old worn out poles to build his spaceframe.