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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That Rover's ace. Super early! Being sold by Ted and Shirley in Eastbourne. I reckon 99.97% of Rover 200s ended up there.

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

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got it out for the garage 1st time in 9 years and cant get it started

 

Just sounds like a flat battery to me. 50 quid spent and it'll sail through the MOT and then just thousands of trouble-free miles to look forward to.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-GTA-Turbo-V6/200933444773?_trksid=p2047675.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555003%26algo%3DPW.CAT%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D15989%26meid%3D8472311367064458621%26pid%3D100010%26prg%3D7588%26rk%3D3%26sd%3D171059336967%26

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Wow, that Tredia's got to be the only one left now shirely?  I'd imagine it'll be tricky to find parts for it, still it's pretty unique.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Unbelievably that's actually about the best picture of the car.

 

'I have re routes the stereo wires so you can put a CD player in it case seat has a stupid design of putting the heating controls and stereo as 1 piece (cd player included in sale)!!'

 

Not content with taking pictures using a 1973 bottle of Corona's lemonade (which was actually just the nearest lemonade looking thing they could filter from the urinals in The Dog & Bastard Arms) as a camera, the vendor of this waste of a danger wank car seems to have fed alphabetti spaghetti into a spud gun, fired it at his kitchen wall then just typed out the results.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If Duran Duran's former front man turns out to be dyslexic (which is a distinct possibility as the twat must have been stone deaf, judging by the shit he masqueraded as music) and has a daughter called Sue, that 304's number plate would be GR8.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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LOADS of little problem, and only a handful of big problems, but that's half the fun of owning an alfa.

 

front bushes worn.

Not fun

small hole in floor.

Not fun

airbag light on

Not fun

abs light on (abs works, think it's just the sensor)

Not fun

 

brakes worn (new pads included, never got round to fitting)

Not fun

 

back windows off runners (I never use them)

Not fun

one key, in bad shape - the key itself can be rehoused for £15, but it would cost about £200 to get the remote locking working again.

few scrapes to the paintwork, worst parts are in pictures.

Not fun

 

I've taken my stereo out.

Not fun

 

To be fair it is only 300 quid.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-156-20-litre-tspark-spares-or-repair-easy-fixes/1022431529

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