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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think it's time to play my GAME OVER card

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-Convoy-Tipper/173027102861?hash=item284938108d:g:wqEAAOSwYwJaLnB7

 

'The cabin on the back is not part of the sale but if the buyer of the vehicle wants it I will include it in the sale of the vehicle'

 

Top tip: If they don't want it, you don't want them as buyers.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anyone for a quick game of 'Spot the deal breaker'?

 

Is it:

 

1) Gear lever that will remove your knackers in the event of a 3mph front end crash?

 

2) The bits of the roof where the pillars have been chopped off that would probably decapitate you in the event of a 3mph front end crash?

 

3) Handlebars made from a B&M hanging basket holder that would probably split you in half in the even of a 3mph front end crash?

 

or

 

4) Please note the seats no longer have the tiger print covers

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike/292362928250?hash=item441230407a:g:LVUAAOSw401aKpXp

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Anyone else sat there looking at a towing dolly, a fishing box and 8,000 cable ties and thought to themselves 'hmm, I think I'll make a trike today'?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-CX-500-TRIKE-PROJECT/272969821210?hash=item3f8e44ec1a:g:tKwAAOSwWCZaJpuT

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Anyone for a quick game of 'Spot the deal breaker'?

 

Is it:

 

1) Gear lever that will remove your knackers in the event of a 3mph front end crash?

 

2) The bits of the roof where the pillars have been chopped off that would probably decapitate you in the event of a 3mph front end crash?

 

3) Handlebars made from a B&M hanging basket holder that would probably split you in half in the even of a 3mph front end crash?

 

or

 

4) Please note the seats no longer have the tiger print covers

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trike/292362928250?hash=item441230407a:g:LVUAAOSw401aKpXp

 

It's an alternative to Dignitas should one want such a service.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-trafic-T1100d-LWB-mini-bus-Style-windows-seat-if-needed-good-opport/142622001584?hash=item2134ef09b0:g:2NwAAOSwa81aLpiB

 

GOOD LUCK. seats. and trying to MAKE SENSE. and of. and the advert. and FUCK KNOWS. WHAT. he's. and. going on about. and. stuff. seats. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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​GIANT TRUCK BACKS INTO SMALL MAN'S HEAD

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Hilux-4-0L-V8-Monster-Truck-Pick-Up/263382208313?hash=item3d52cd8f39:g:afIAAOSwTQtaLmMg

 

Search results: Monster truck Pick-up. Missing: Skegness confederate flag rigger boots tattoo shop toothless simpletons

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Neoplan-skyline-coach-spares-or-repairs/112679630967?hash=item1a3c3ab877:g:F~UAAOSwa81Z7fAQ

 

'I have been told it could have cost £400,000 new and Shania Twain used it for her European tour.'

 

 

That don't impress me much.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-HY-Van-Minibus-1970-Project-Rare-Classic-Unique-Investment-Relist/162798684141?hash=item25e78ec7ed:g:I3EAAOSwkspZdzcz

 

'Ideal for some beaded haired gobshite to sell expensive fair trade lentil coffee out of at a poncey dockland in London'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Dennis-Daf-Duple-Coach-Choice-of-2-53-Seater-Coaches-All-Good-Drivers/263367120776?hash=item3d51e75788:g:5OsAAOSwP~tW6VqQ

 

'I have been told this bus was used in the film 'Silver Surfer, Golden Showers' in which Bruce Lee boldly went on a bus trip to Mecca bingo in Skipton, but it was closed so they went on a tour round Scarborough instead and all the toilets were shut'

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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At my work theres an F-reg Transit Luton van with about 25k on the clock, its a petrol with overdrive gearbox. The box on the back is a mobile emissions measuring gizmo for jet engines!!!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Bizarre MK3 Transit going through BCA Measham tomorrow. Just 23k miles

 

You've just answered your own £5,000 challenge question.

 

 

We had a low mileage Transit petrol minibus with no seats at work a few years back, just plodded round site collecting samples. Put a tender in to buy it, lost out sadly. 

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