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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Luton-Van-/332015671156?hash=item4d4dad1774:g:IzAAAOSwx2dYEkj-

 

 

'Owned this van for seven years never let me down'

 

'Recent new starter motor'

 

Presumably you changed that because you didn't like the colour?

 

'however the engine  has a cylinder head gasket gone'

 

​Gone in a not-letting-you-down way, of course.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And now a quick round of 'Guess what's wrong with this Rover 75 1.8 petrol'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-51-plate12-months-MOT-/222295696703?hash=item33c1db253f:g:8GsAAOSwYIxX4Cnl

 

 

'Head gasket blown'

 

 

​Five minute wonders these cars, no wonder they're all in the scrapyards after five minutes of use.

 

 

'Mileage: 235,890'

 

Hat duly doffed.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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What a Berk, DVLA have voided its ID but he's selling cos he 'hasnt got room' - whatever!!!!

 

***Edit - I'm talking about the Scorpio pick up

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-skyline-r33-project-2-5-/182329275707

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'd eat a Streetwise any day of the week (even Wednesday)

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