eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Win at everything.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-407-1963-/162063875502

[Junkman]

GR8 4 train robberies.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-RL-X2-/111990998080

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-1300-4-Door-/222112861328?hash=item33b6f54c90:g:x7YAAOSw6BdXMJ5M

 

NEED IT (though i'd rather have the Vanden Plas 1500, which is £500 less!)

 

 

[mouseflakes]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-Buick-Skylark-Cute-little-American-for-the-show-season-Long-MOT-/371621203102

 

And with this, he means Shitefest, my dear fellows.

Splendid! That really is quite a looker. The side profile makes me feel like I need to straighten my monitor.

 

[wuvvum]

Have we had this yet?

 

New one on me.

 

[cort16]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Crown-MS130-3-0-Twin-Cam-7M-GE-Royal-Saloon-G-White-Chassis-/131808363779?hash=item1eb0640503:g:XI4AAOSwXpdXMN0z

[cort16]

I bet this R1 powered GTM Rossa thing is dramatic, in a life flashing in front of your eyes kind of way.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GTM-ROSSA-FITTED-WITH-YAMAHA-R1-ENGINE-RUNNING-REAR-WHEEL-DRIVE-PROJECT-/141987503469?hash=item210f1d5d6d:g:TjgAAOSw1DtXIpyw

[wuvvum]

Here's another Renner Eleven.  Not sure about those wheels, but the rest looks rather nice.

 

[wuvvum]

The photos are almost worthy of Billy, but I bet this is a lovely thing to waft around in.

 

[skattrd]

That Toyota Crown is giving me the horn ... shame I have zero money.

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-2CV-DYANE-BASED-VAN-1975-RARE-CLASSIC-BREAD-VAN-ADVERTISING-/252384007333

 

 

 

ideal for advertising / corporate events or painting black and going around terrorising children as the Child Catcher

[nigel bickle]

Wuz, they are.Really wafty.

 

Mine  (ex Doobie-too) just sailed straight through its test, without even checking it over.

 

Happy days

[mouseflakes]

The 'must have' accessory for the committed* Gooner owner...
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Master-Recovery-Truck-/131808412984
 


(* as in 'ought to be committed')

[mouseflakes]

Way outside AS price range, but doesn't this look smart?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Master-T35D-2-5L-LWB-Campervan-Motorhome-1989-Extras-/152083783223

 

 

 

Didn't really need to see this view though. You'd think they would've put the lid down at least.

 

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1500-/301952244363?hash=item464dc19a8b:g:a3gAAOSwPpFXMGIr

 

WANT IT

 

 

 

 

Check out the home-made door cards on the VDP

[Alexg]

Trimmed up 520 with nice miles and full BMW history

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-F-E34-BMW-520i-Automatic-64000-Miles-1-Owner-since-1991-/262429205546

[Alexg]

1 owner 3 door 340 with mega low miles. Sadly the best shot-

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-340CVT-ONE-OWNER-FROM-NEW-VERY-LOW-MILEAGE-/322102837966

 

Looks mint though

[oldcars]

Way outside AS price range, but doesn't this look smart?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Master-T35D-2-5L-LWB-Campervan-Motorhome-1989-Extras-/152083783223

 

 

 

Didn't really need to see this view though. You'd think they would've put the lid down at least.

 

That's class. Partner needs a shit, your setting up the van and want to get the water set up, open wrong door. Priceless.

[Alexg]

^

 

That Rt Master

 

1 hammock in cab area

 

Is this for flippin' real?

[Jon]

I MUST NOT BID. I MUST NOT BID. I MUST NOT BID.

 

 

Don't think I'll have to bite my knuckles in bid finger anticipation like, as the BIN is £850!

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/land-rover/auction-1084652900.htm

[Jon]

Seamless door mirror replacement:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-1084636295.htm

[Jon]

I don't like beige as a rule but I'll let this one slip.

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/other/auction-1084239213.htm

[Slartibartfast]

 

This is going to make someone utterly miserable and poor.

 

 

• Advisory notice item(s)
  
  rear brake fluctuating, but not excessively (3.7.B.3)

  Rear coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)

  Front Lower Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)

  Front coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)

  Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)

  Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)

  Rear Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)

  Wing mirror covers missing

  O/S/ Mirror cracked but still gives good view to rear

  Drivers door lock mechanism not working but can be unlocked from inside.

  Rear brake discs corroded

  Under-trays fitted obscuring some underside components

  Front brake discs corroded

  Rear stabiliser arm bushs deteriorated
   
  RUN! RUN AWAY!

[Jon]

A shade over £2300 BIN seems cheap for one of these, even if it'd need a few bucks spending to get re-registered. Look at those trimz!

 

 

 

 

Car has very little rust. Car is de registered , comes with original plate. Car is complete. Car is running.

 

Car is owned by robot.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mazda/auction-1084185987.htm 

[Jon]

MOODY

 

 

Would.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/chevrolet/auction-1084146649.htm

[Jon]

I've seen this in the metal and the wheels do indeed look as shit in real life as they appear here.

 

 

Not sure if these Colt saloons were ever sold in the UK? Steps on the Tredia's toes somewhat but you see more of those than you do these (which isn't saying much; they're hardly on every street corner)

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mitsubishi/auction-1081838896.htm

[Jon]

I can't find it.

 

 

 

Where is it?

 

 

 

It's not under the bonnet (or indeed, on it).

 

 

 

 

Aaahh, there it is. Interior checker plate. So inviting.

 

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/land-rover/auction-1082593797.htm

[Jon]

This view's quite good as it hides the tide line.

 

 

 

This view is ruined by those hideous mock checker plate mats.

 

 

Seriously, is there a more inappropriate accessory for a standard 4 door Escort? Or indeed, any car ever?

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/ford/auction-1084667870.htm

[Jon]

There's some great trims on Trademe tonight!

 

 

I'd certainly be willing to put a deposit down on this, and other onanistic euphemisms.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/nissan/auction-1038770750.htm

[Junkman]

I MUST BID. I MUST BID. I MUST BID.

 

 

Don't think I'll have to bite my knuckles in bid finger anticipation like, as the BIN is £850!

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/land-rover/auction-1084652900.htm

 

FTFY

 

And don't fuck this one up!