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laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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We had an '82 316 getting valeted before heading to its new home. The lad came and asked for the keys. I gave him them. Five minutes later, he came back,

 

"I think there's something wrong with it. It turns over, but it won't catch."

"It was fine yesterday. Did you pull the choke out?"

"What's the choke?"

 

I'm adjusting the ignition timing on a customer's 628 CSI on L-Jet the other morning when fully qualified, time served mechanic, Darren (26) arrives.

"Morning."

"Morning Darren."

"What you doing?"

"Setting the timing on this. The owner has been buggering about with it and it's a wee bit out and it's not idling properly."

"Whassat?"

"A timing light."

"How does that work, then?"

"Haven't you used one?"

"I've seen one. Some of the old guys used to have them in their boxes, but I've never actually seen one being used."

 

The garage that did the belt on my Sierra didn't even have a timing light.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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^^

 

Brave to have no reserve on that Visa, as it looks great!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Okay, I admit it. The closer these get to shite territory the more I'm starting to fancy one.

 

 

I'd like one as well, although not in silver. That is bloody cheap, perhaps too cheap........?

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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I'd like one as well, although not in silver. That is bloody cheap, perhaps too cheap........?

 

There's an interesting buyers guide in Dollywobbler's recent German classics mag.

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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I'd like one as well, although not in silver. That is bloody cheap, perhaps too cheap........?

 

Agreed, silver is waaaay too obvious - but something like this in green with grey slip-on leather interior definitely looks quite smart these days:

 

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There is one in JRG at my work which looks quite smart, I reckon.

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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If I was in Geordie Land I'd be having a look at this. One for the late reg madness. It looks like a pearler.

 

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Clanger Rank: BL Wedge

Clanger

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You should buy this and send it to me so I can turn it into this...$$$$$$$

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Mustang-Mach-1-/381532584589?forcerrptr=true&hash=item58d51d3a8d:g:QJMAAOSwKtlWqkcs&item=381532584589

 

 

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 Or this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Mustang-MACH-1-/131690581186?forcerrptr=true&hash=item1ea95eccc2:g:Wy8AAOSwZG9Whzzv&item=131690581186

 

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Ooooh look at this stunnAr!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Laguna-3-0-V6-24v-auto-Initiale-Only-33-000-miles-from-New-/182004087548

 

3.0 V6 Initiale, 33,000 miles. Price is £2995 but just look at it!!!! If you didnt know it was a Laguna then £3000 seems a flippin BARG. However if like me you started to get 'the urge' from looking at the pics, simply google "Renault Electronic handbrake' and you'll be instantly cured.

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Hey Bollox a pal of mine is selling a 3.0 V6 Slag Estate for £400 if you want to tick the V6 box? MOT'd till April 1st (aren't all Laguna's?). He's near Derby.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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How full of sheer, unadulterated WIN is this?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Series-1-Espace-2000i-/161965633644

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Speedo doesn't work

 

Oo - I'm sure you'd soon get fed up with that and want to fix it.

 

  • Test date 14 October 2015
  • Expiry date 13 October 2016
  • Test Result Pass
  • Odometer reading 90,182 miles
  • Test date 19 June 2006
  • Test Result Fail
  • Odometer reading 90,182 miles

...or maybe not.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Agreed, silver is waaaay to obvious - but something like this in green with grey slip-on leather interior definitely looks quite smart these days:

 

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There is one in JRG at my work which looks quite smart, I reckon.

 

 

I really like it in that colour, nice and understated. Haterz gonna hate, but am thinking of either a TT, Cooper S or Mercedes CLK as my next "proper" car

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I'm looking at this and thinking, hmm 2600 quid that's not bad.  The worlds gone mad, back in my day you could buy 6 xr3i, for £10 and still have money left over for steak buy and chips and a tin of sweet heart stout.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-xr3i-free-delivery-/151971368992?hash=item2362331020:g:TEcAAOSwX~dWsQmQ

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