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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE PHOTOGRAPHY LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kia-Magentis-2-5-V6-Sports-H-Matic-2497cc-auto-LX-FOR-SALE-/151359349132?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233db8618c

 

'One is about to meet the furnace and make you burn in hell, the other is a funeral' 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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FIAT DAFT FINGERED MY CAT, ARNOLD CLARKE IS A TWAT. ALL VAUXHALLS ARE SHIT. SHAGGING FANNY BATTER PSUNAMI MELTDOWN BOLLOCKS PRESTON ISN'T THAT FAR FROM SCOTLAND

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/89-VOLVO-740-SE-AUTOMATIC-ESTATE-FULL-SERVICE-HISTORY-LONG-MOT-NO-RESERVE-/281389393873?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41841d67d1

 

'Bought new by Arnold C Clarke's mysterious world of pulling power. It was rumoured he used it to go MILF hunting in Moray'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ROVER-618-1-8Si-16v-17-Alloys-Laguna-Splitter-Stainless-Mesh-Front-Grill-/251592671999?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a941782ff

 

'Rover....its done everything i've asked of it...'

 

Good boy, now go out the front and piss all over the place?

 

'Laguna Splitter'

 

You know like they have these transvestite DJs in pubs and what not, and they're always called 'Legs Up Lucy' etc? Well, I reckon if I ever go on holiday to the magical island of Lesbos I'm going to put a frock on and call myself Laguna Splitter, see if I can attract a few lezzers. Not the real life ones obviously, but the fitter magazine/DVD types.

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To be fair to the beige Maestro seller, if you keep clicking far enough there's lots of pictures here: http://www.goldenwheel.co.uk/cars/images/ja/A899/index.html

 

It's an early one in the completely miserable base trim, and not far off mint by the looks of it.  We had a 1.3L of the same vintage, and that was boggo, but had such decadent fripperies as a rear wash/wipe and head restraints.

 

If you want basic without rustiness, this looks like a winner.  Got to wonder why he hasn't MOTd it, though.

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