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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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There's something not quite right about this Interceptor.

 

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Say what?

 

Looks a bit shit tbh. I guess it was the fashizints back in 1996 or whatever but the 7 series interior look a bit crap to me (in this anyway).

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-JENSEN-INTERCEPTOR-MK-II-AUTOMATIC-LONG-WHEEL-BASE-/301168536581?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item461f0b2c05

 

 

Sorry for the repost but this utter abortion of a retarded Jensen has to be right up there with the wankiest looking thing ever to grace these pages. What the total fuck was going on in their minds? I mean check out the front to rear window and Mumford Marina style addition linking the two, and the way the wheels sit in the arches like a home bodged Airfix to Scalextric chassis. Verdict: Upsetting for everyone involved

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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why

 

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It's got tax and test, but it's listed as spares or repair, so I guess I'll need to book a flatbed and a few months of garage space because:

 

 

 

SPARES OR REPAIR AS NEEDS CARB CLEANING OUT AS RAN IT OUT OF PETROL
Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Whilst the oven warms up in anticipation for Tescos Finest stone baked mighty meat feast Pizza, lets have a gander at some of the no-hopers and bone-idle berks floundering in eBay parts section...

 

 

Low grade gangster spec with a teaspoons worth of ticket, £250 - no bids, 1 day and 10 hours to endure

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171309918015

 

 

What is it with Mini owners and the parts section? They make up at least 40% of the classics lumbering about in there. This one's rather appealing, in that it isn't but riddled with giffer trinkets and home bodges. Apparently it's a write-off too, great!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/141263933238

 

 

 

Jonny 5 is alive! ... and offering part section spec photos for poorly listed old nonsense. To be fair this doesn't look terrible with the roof down, but a billion times stupid with it up. £4k start is even more ridiculous when no one can find it... Baaaad Humans!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251512110958

 

 

Oven is beeping... so I am outta here!

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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£14,245: Ford Fiesta 1.0T EcoBoost 100 Zetec 5 Door
"with a turbocharged three-cylinder petrol engine that makes it better still, and gives low running costs thanks to CO2 emissions of 99g/km and a claimed average of 65.7mpg" (What Car Magazine, February 2013)
 
£13,995:  
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"Fuck yeah!" (everybody, always)

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I am traumatised by that Jensen, WTF were they thinking!!! Its BEYOND HIDEOUS!!!!! Whereever you go with that you are gonna get laughed at.

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laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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Here's another car that needs "abit [sic] of welding".

 

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Fair's fair, I'm sure I can recall seeing 'tinas on the road in not that much better condition when I were a lad back in the '80s.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/garage-contents-and-triumph-/151284451135

 

Fisher Price Triumph 1500, been in a shed for 30 years, owner seems fairly senile hving attempted many times to sell it, increasing the starting price by random amounts each time. Now its at 'I give up' £150 opener. I might have a bash at this if it was a bit closer, its in flipping Plymouth of course.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Looks like the inside of a candy floss maker.

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