Bag o'shite Renner dieseasl van for sale.

[Cavcraft]

1995 Renault Extra (1870cc) diseasel. Starts on the button and engine sounds/pulls well. Has roof bars fitted, decent tyres and for a small van there's a fair amount of space in the back and it will fit into an ordinary lock up garage no bother.

That's the nice stuff out of the way, here's the nitty gritty:

 

Mot: expired.

Tax: expired.

 

Best described as 'white and rust', comedy interior blower, apalling looking radio cassette, exhaust blowing and wants a hell of a clean.

Underneath doesn't look too bad, but there's rust in various places on the outer body (wings and doors etc) which fairs from nothing too major to a bit nasty looking in some places.

I think someone with the neccessary skills could fix themselves up with a cheap parts hauler/tat collector/work van and I'd suggest it's probably more time than money that needs throwing at it if you are good with this kind of thing.

 

Usual rules apply: sold as it stands, collection only and on sale until deposit or full payment made.

 

Van in Chester near M53/M56/A41/A55 and easy reach of M6, M60, M62 etc.

 

£150 or offers. 'Text talkers' go take a long run off a short pier

[FredTransit]

Hirst Van Hire?

[Volksy]

That is the absolute spit of my old french one.. Sadly don't need a van and can't drive a manual at the mo.Did make me smile though!

[Cavcraft]

It'd make me smile even more if the heap of shit found a new home I'd also be interested in a swap of some sort for something less garage space consuming.

[pogweasel]

Thoroughly disgusting. Sadly I have a crap Renault van already, so I am out.

[Cavcraft]

£85 anyone? Just been offered that for scrap and I could take the remaining diesel out and some other shit too but would rather someone made use of it.Needs to go quick though as have even more shit to put in it's place in the garage.

[MrRegieRitmo]

RR?RCCC?ROC?Someone there might need a diamond badged workhorse

[Cavcraft]

Tried RR but not the others but on my way to investigate them now, thanks.Sodding typical I can't get through to local scrap dealers at the moment and it has to go asap as picked up some more four wheeled shite last night.

[Cavcraft]

Mr R. Extra Van. 1995-2009.My Dearest Renner,The world without you won't be the same,no longer can I call you that name.The one I used at the side of the street,where once again I had to use my feetAnd how I burnt my mobile credit,calling the AA for you, you *EDIT*.For being unreliable there was no finer,And I'm sorry you're on the boat to China.I hope you enjoyed your time on earth,and now's the time for your second birth.It's not that sad that you have gone,the pleasure you gave me equalled none.But you'll live on in your own **** way,on council estates almost every day.In the mini moto parts of local boys,and lawnmowers and dangerous toys.So farewell you rusty piece of junk,On vodka your proceeds I shall spunk.Three twentys, two fives and one crips tenneris what I'll get for this ****ing s**t Renner.Rust In Peace.From all your friends at the RAC, the council lock up who's space you wasted and Wetherspoon's till tomorrow night.

[dollywobbler]

lol! Cor, Autoshite Poet Laureat!

[Mr Lobster]

Ha! Quality poeting!