nisfan Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 It is with sheer delight that HGF classics presents for sale an exceptional Toyota Carina II 1990 1.6GL (Grand Luxury) Coated from the factory in a fantastic Metallic Blue hue the 8 hand picked previous owners have only added to the cars originality by meticulously forgetting to service the car and allowing a few minor rust holes to appear. With a mere 122800 miles on the clock the taxi .. car has hardly turned a wheel. With an mot till 3rd March there is still plenty of time to enjoy this fantastic automobile. Comes with get you arrested tax as well!!!! You simply CANNOT ask for more. What really makes this pure investment stand out is the added extras, these include: A straightened out coat hanger ariel for supreme lw/mw reception. A sporty sounding exhaust with weight saving rust holes along its entire length. Please note this will never need replaced* With great racing pedigree the car is equipped with the latest in technology and features a polycarbonate rear drivers side quarter window expertly fitted by a Quartic windows Ltd engineer by the name of stevie wonder.The BTCC goodies do not end there, in a stroke of genius Toyota decided to let water get into the boot and rot out a quarter of the wheel well to lose even more weight! Their knowledge knows no bounds. It has been reported that if you fill the tank over halfway you get to experience the utter amazement of your hard earned cash leaking out, the current owner has yet to discover this astonishing feature as he is a cheap cunt. Competitively priced at £99555. You will not be disappointed!!! REDUCED! REDUCED! REDUCED! In a once in a lifetime opportunity we are reducing the price to £100!!!!!!! *The exhaust is FUCKED. dome, Fat_Pirate, Station and 12 others 15
Station Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 WOW! If I had £99995 I'd be down there to buy it. That's a bargain. It's beautiful. My wife would kill me. GLWS. Bruce. Such a classic. Etcetera.
auldford Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 One of the funniest car for sale adverts i've read for a while. GLWTS! oldcars 1
Aston Martin Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 It would be worth £295,000 if it was in a white room, bloody amateurs. Dick Cheeseburger 1
nisfan Posted March 1, 2016 Author Posted March 1, 2016 Cheers, just so you know apart from the above mentioned issues the rest of the car is pretty good and it drives well but is surplus to requirements.
Station Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Have you posted this on RR? I'm not sure they will understand the humour over there. Tamworthbay 1
nisfan Posted March 1, 2016 Author Posted March 1, 2016 Doubt KGF would be happy at a pisstake of their adverts, would have to totally reword it, thats where it will be going next
Uncle Jimmy Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 I'd love to meet a sentient being who'd bought a car from KGF; I wonder what they'd be like?
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