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Hey Arsehole we dont need viagra. We have Talbots to cover that need :lol:

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Jewish guy walks into Asda, flops his knob out onto the Customer Service counter and says..."Go on then, try rolling that back" :lol::lol::lol:

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If only I knew where to get Viagra is Israel. Oh, and btw, pls fuck off and die spammer.

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As a student nurse, i worked part time in a pharmacy - easy money and you could brush up on your pharmacology for the exam in the 3rd year (which modern student nurses dont seem to do any more). Anyway, one warm summer saturday i was working the cunter when this old giffer came in saying that he thought he had worms and needed some cearing powders to clear him out. I asked if how he new he had worms expecting the usual answer - changed appetite, itchy anus and dead ones in his Y fronts, but oh no he hands me a plastic carrier bag containing one incrediby smelly steaming turd, he did indeed have worms. The pharmacist nearly pissed himself.

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Nice story Ted! What an enterprising old giffer.

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Once took a viagra but it got stuck in my throat.....had a stiff neck for days

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How the hell do you get worms? :shock:

Cats + dogs get worms dont they, maybe he ate a dog which had em.Why did he not just get some wormers from a pet shop. :roll:
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How the hell do you get worms? :shock:

Soil, undercooked meat products, pet faeces, human faeces, twix bars and so on.
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Twix bars?Shiiiiiiiiit!

Well Twix bars that have been dropped on the ground in their un wrapped state by kids then picked up an eaten I had them as a kid and took these horrid purging powders that made the world drop out of my bottom. Most common iss threadworm, not as nasty as tapeworm (which the Romans were quite keen on ingeting so they could gorge themselves stupid at the local orgy without beoming a fat bastard - obviously thats where i have been going wrong, lots of pies and sex, but no worms).
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i was working the cunter when this old giffer came in

Unfortunate :shock:
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i was working the cunter when this old giffer came in

Unfortunate :shock:
Arseflakes to my onehandedtypingness - should read counter, though the former would have been moreinteresting :lol: I love nursing me, i mean, where else can you can pop your finger up someones bottom within minutes of first meeting them?
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We have an old family friend who was a gynaecologist. There was a bit of consternation among the women when he turned up at our wedding because he'd worked the cunter on most of them. :lol:

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I worked in Israel for a couple of years actually (2004~2005) 8)

 

You wouldn't need much in the way of viagra with the average standard of "bird" over there I'll tell ya! :wink:

 

Fantastic looking women generally I have to say - unlike most of the other non-Israeli "Jewish" chicks I've met in other parts of the world.

 

Of course no decent Jewish girl would be interested in a Goyim like me now - but I have to admit they don't always have a problem with non-Kosher "meat" :twisted:

 

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