In ur scotoshite eatin yir food

[hairnet]

Sadly nae cars

 

Although did spot a Swedish reg ducato on b road from Airdrie

 

And a smiley transit camper and Talbot express German reg campers at Falkirk wheel

 

At the kelpies naw headin fae larbert

[garbaldy]

Fook you get about mind, if your ever passing this way your welcome to pop in for a brew.

[Cheezey]

I walk round the kelpies most days and lived in Larbert until last year.

 

There are a least four motor factor two minutes from the kelpies. That's my special fact on them.

[the judge]

Are you on a boxer,or in a car?

[hairnet]

i was in civic due to possible unpredictable* hugely favourable* weather predictions

 

 

*as it turned out glad i did

 

 

i forgot to import squair sassage tho

[Bone]

Dark chocolate Tunnocks teacakes, available in Scotlandshire but not south of the border.

[hairnet]

only dark choc i eat is jaffas

[DodgyBastard]

You could've stopped by foadwerx 2.0 hq in Cowdenbeath...