Guess why the heap is cheap?

[HillmanImp]

Did the invisible man commit suicide from the 10th floor of the building behind it? His body appears to still be on it.

[oldcars]

Its been recovered, because it hit a gloved ghost on the motorway.

 

Serious answer, i'm going for missfire.

 

PS fecking love this thread.

[LabRat]

Towing eye attached and bonnet popped suggests something terminal with the mechanicals... Knocking bottom end? (Fnar fnar)

 

 

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[cort16]

If he was wearing gloves for purchase it didn't work out.

[cort16]

Towing eye attached and bonnet popped suggests something terminal with the mechanicals... Knocking bottom end? (Fnar fnar)

 

 

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It has been towed in for a mechanical reason but not that one.

[cort16]

Its been recovered, because it hit a gloved ghost on the motorway.

 

Serious answer, i'm going for missfire.

 

PS fecking love this thread.

 

No but it could be related (misfire not ghost).

[oldcars]

No but it could be related (misfire not ghost).

Coilpack?

[cort16]

Coilpack?

 

Nope it's not electrical

[Taff]

engine fire resulting in Cat C

[barmatt]

kompressor kaputed?

[LabRat]

Buggered supercharger?

 

 

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[Bear]

Gearbox fucked. Also, I quite like those, if I had £500 to fire at one that needed mechanical, not rust work and it has the roof like that one, I'd totally go for it.

[cort16]

engine fire resulting in Cat C

 

Nope

[cort16]

kompressor kaputed?

 

Nope

[cort16]

Gearbox fucked. Also, I quite like those, if I had £500 to fire at one that needed mechanical, not rust work and it has the roof like that one, I'd totally go for it.

 

Nope I think LabRat has got the closet so far.

[barmatt]

Nope I think LabRat has got the closet so far.

 

I said supercharger knackered too just in a silly way.

[cort16]

The bonnet is up, it's been towed in and the invisible mechanic has done himself in trying to fix it it's not going to be a minor issue.

[barefoot]

Has it previously been hammered over a slightly larger, faulty Mercedes and sustained some irreparable damage in the process?

[LabRat]

Broken crank pulley

 

 

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[LabRat]

Or the useless twunt has gone and replaced the timing belt wrong, resulting in kitten death?

 

 

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[cort16]

Or the useless twunt has gone and replaced the timing belt wrong, resulting in kitten death?

 

 

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oooh so close.

You're good at this.

[oldcars]

Timing chain issues?

[cort16]

No but youre getting very close geographically

[Vince70]

Knackered water pump result being head gasket failure

[LabRat]

Failed oil pump?

 

 

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[cort16]

Knackered water pump result being head gasket failure

 

Ooh I'm going to give it to him

 

 

 

Mercedes C180K Kompressor Evolution 2004 *needs head replaced* 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/mercedes-benz-c-180-k-special-edition-2004-needs-head-replaced-otherwise-great-condition/1130800268

[steve_earwig]

*needs head replaced*

Is that the owner or the car?

 

They'd still want full whack for that here, they probably wouldn't bother mentioning the head trauma either...

[LabRat]

Hows about this little beauty*

 

Yours for £100, but why?

 

 

 

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[Vince70]

Welding for MOT

[LabRat]

Nope, surprisingly

 

Though there is a mention of slight rot in the rear arches

 

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