daveb madman 47 upminster info

[hairnet]

best cafe in upminster she said?

 

any idea where??

 

fanks

 

lahvly

 

 

[Hertz]

The food of Champions!

[daveb47]

Probably this one

http://www.upminstercommunity.com/listing/upminster-cafe/

[steve_earwig]

My god, baked beans! Real bacon!! Are those (glup) hash browns? *lies on the floor and weeps*

[dave21478]

My god, baked beans! Real bacon!! Are those (glup) hash browns? *lies on the floor and weeps*

 

Yeah...tell me about it.

 

Although - I can now buy heinz beans here (albeit the ones with the manky wee sausages in them) for a reasonable* €6.50 per tin.

[hairnet]

fanks daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

[mouseflakes]

First glance at that photo, I thought the black pudding was a couple of Jaffa Cakes.

[hairnet]

 

you notice the lack of pudding on the other plate?

 

hes a essix bwoy = the near plate - from north yorks

[steve_earwig]

Yeah...tell me about it.

 

Although - I can now buy heinz beans here (albeit the ones with the manky wee sausages in them) for a reasonable* €6.50 per tin.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I was going to say I'd give the ickle sausages to the dogs but 6.5 eurines? Do they import them by bicycle?

[hairnet]

gold plated tins n'est pas?

[fred]

Yeah...tell me about it.

 

Although - I can now buy heinz beans here (albeit the ones with the manky wee sausages in them) for a reasonable* €6.50 per tin.

What? My god, Im staying in Blighty

[mercrocker]

First glance at that photo, I thought the black pudding was a couple of Jaffa Cakes.

Bloody genius! Just what a Glasgow salad needs to round it off....

[Uncle Jimmy]

All remaining Mazda e2200s are located in Upminster.

[Taff]

Yeah...tell me about it.

 

Although - I can now buy heinz beans here (albeit the ones with the manky wee sausages in them) for a reasonable* €6.50 per tin.

 

if only there was a means of packaging up a tin of Heinz beans, adding a device that paid for it's transportation and then leaving it in the hands of a uniformed organisation who would ensure it's safe passage from one home to another...

 

[Vin]

10/10 for Black Pudding content, but a big fat zero for the fungus...But where is SAUSAGES....does not compute...Never got the love in over Heinz beans, even as a kid...Piss weak tomato sauce and about fifty beans a tin....SUPERIOR alternatives available...

[mercrocker]

I must admit I forego the beans option when speccing up the breakfast. Sometimes you get an extra sausage or bacon instead. Beans are for toast, the only POSSIBLE breakfast component to put with them is a poached egg and I probably haven't done that since 1979. Tomatoes similarlerly do not belong on a breakfast plate, especially those big tinned bastards that look like they have been squeezed out of a baboon's nutsack.

[worldofceri]

.Never got the love in over Heinz beans, even as a kid...Piss weak tomato sauce and about fifty beans a tin....SUPERIOR alternatives available...

Spill the beans then.

 

PUN INTENDED.

[Taff]

Yeah...tell me about it.

 

Although - I can now buy heinz beans here (albeit the ones with the manky wee sausages in them) for a reasonable* €6.50 per tin.

 

PM me an address and I'll treat you. My oppo lives in Amiens, I regularly send him bottles of Daddies brown sauce

[Taff]

10/10 for Black Pudding content, but a big fat zero for the fungus...But where is SAUSAGES....does not compute...Never got the love in over Heinz beans, even as a kid...Piss weak tomato sauce and about fifty beans a tin....SUPERIOR alternatives available...

 

 

 

I must admit I forego the beans option when speccing up the breakfast. Sometimes you get an extra sausage or bacon instead. Beans are for toast, the only POSSIBLE breakfast component to put with them is a poached egg and I probably haven't done that since 1979. Tomatoes similarlerly do not belong on a breakfast plate, especially those big tinned bastards that look like they have been squeezed out of a baboon's nutsack.

 

Fried egg on fried bread, bacon, beans & sausage.

 

There, I've said it.

[STUNO]

Geeeezzz, I'm a fat bastard, but could not even try to eat all that for 1 meal

I buy a store-brand baked beans, made in Italy and very tasty. They cost about 40p in the supermarket here for a 420g can.

[hairnet]

Geeeezzz, I'm a fat bastard, but could not even try to eat all that for 1 meal

I buy a store-brand baked beans, made in Italy and very tasty. They cost about 40p in the supermarket here for a 420g can.

stuno - youre fired

[Albert Ross]

Fried bread base. Layer of back bacon. Layer of black pudding. 2 processed cheese slices. 2 sausages (sliced lengthways to make a square). And then a smashed fried egg in a square shape to fit the bread. Blob of Heinz ketchup/HP on the side of the plate to use as required. Eat with knife and fork. Wash down with a Large steaming mug of Rosie. Sleep it off.