Tight? Oh yes!

[Father Ted]

Wife been out to town today shopping. Bought next years presents in the sale and as I type is sat wrapping them.

[Guest]

I'm tighter than you, I got my presents at a shop which had gone into administration and a discount off-licence. On the afternoon of Christmas Eve.For 2009, I'm planning to rob them from skips.

[Guest greenvanman]

Wife been out to town today shopping. Bought next years presents in the sale and as I type is sat wrapping them.

I thought about doing that too but I blew £250 on Vespa parts instead and that, as they say, was that.

[mcqueenmachine]

Wife been out to town today shopping. Bought next years presents in the sale and as I type is sat wrapping them.

I thought about doing that too but I blew £250 on Vespa parts instead and that, as they say, was that.

Is your middle name 'Charlie'? Are you resident in the Greater Oxford area? And should you really not wear a t-shirt with such a pronounced pot belly?

[Guest greenvanman]

Wife been out to town today shopping. Bought next years presents in the sale and as I type is sat wrapping them.

I thought about doing that too but I blew £250 on Vespa parts instead and that, as they say, was that.

Is your middle name 'Charlie'? Are you resident in the Greater Oxford area? And should you really not wear a t-shirt with such a pronounced pot belly?

Sorry, I haven't the faintest idea what you're on about. Have you?

[Timewaster]

I think it is a reference to Mr Clarksons Vespa adventures on a recent motoring based televisual episode.

[Guest greenvanman]

I think it is a reference to Mr Clarksons Vespa adventures on a recent motoring based televisual episode.

Ah, well that's what I get for not watching Top Gear!

[Torsten2001]

Don't tell me, Clarkson buys Vespa, it breaks down a lot, things mystereously fall off, then it gets desroyed by accident because it a) catches fire, falls into a river or c) gets run over by a car. Everyone in the studio laughs while the three f*cking stooges stand around the charred/waterlogged/flattened remains and discuss how dangerous these things are and how they're lucky to be alive....twats

[Guest]

blimey, if you ask me thats good

[Guest greenvanman]

Don't tell me, Clarkson buys Vespa, it breaks down a lot, things mystereously fall off, then it gets desroyed by accident because it a) catches fire, falls into a river or c) gets run over by a car. Everyone in the studio laughs while the three f*cking stooges stand around the charred/waterlogged/flattened remains and discuss how dangerous these things are and how they're lucky to be alive....twats

I can't imagine the combination of Clarkson and Vespa going any other way. Go on, someone surprise me and tell me he didn't destroy it?

[morris_ital_lover]

He didn't, and I'm not lying, however it did become amphibious, as with all the others!m0rris

[Father Ted]

He fell off, and I have to say that made me wince and laugh at the same time. Normaly I dont laugh at other peoples pain ( Can I be alone in hating you have been framed and other crap video clip sows?).But in this case I will make an exception.

[Rocket88]

Latest TG was the funniest I've seen in a long time. I know it was stage managed, but the sight of Hammond repairing his model boat, and then mangling it in the ceiling mounted fan had me rolling about on the floor.......I do like the idea that these guys are prepared to make a total arse of themselves for our televisual entertainment, whatever the criticism of TG, it's not full of it's own self importance, unlike 5th Gear

[Torsten2001]

still, they're c*nts

[VWPowered]

Wife been out to town today shopping. Bought next years presents in the sale and as I type is sat wrapping them.

yep we're gonna try do the same this year..

 

 

wont be these next year