now, THIS really IS "Auto Shite" ! :)

[lovejoy]

any Bristolian autoshitters spotted this yet?  - and the registration is "  YUK  "    

 

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/15/uk-first-poo-bio-bus-bristol-regular-service

 

the "comments" (at the bottom)  are straight from this forum !

[chaseracer]

Spotted it?  They're POWERING it!!

 

[AlabamaShrimp]

That's a shit view out of the window

[lisbon_road]

Good idea though.  Better than burning the gas to make electricity and batteries and all that complexity IMO.

[inconsistant]

the "comments" (at the bottom)  are straight from this forum !

 

 

"You won't be able to smoke on this new fangled jobby-powered bus. Not because it might ignite the dangerous bum gasses, but because you're not allowed to smoke on public transport."

[fred]

All aboard the Poo Bus!

[bigstraight6]

I've always considered public transport to be shite.

[forddeliveryboy]

Is the government putting fuel duty on it? Wonder if they'll ever have a way of taxing the air we breathe?

[cros]

Farmer Harold Bate ran his car on chicken shit in the sixties, amazing how fast these clever ideas catch on. Stylish geezer too, a total winner. Note Hillman's sophisticated gas control system.

[MikeKnight]

Nice but.. did they really have to put pictures of people having a poo on the side of the bus?

 

I bet the driver gets the mickey taken out of him constantly.

[DVee8]

and the registration is "  YUK  "

 

 

The original numberplate for my Astra is YAK

[oldcars]

The shitty bus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Fransisco
An intershitty disco
The wheels of steel are turning
And stuff from your bowels is burning
So if you like to get the bus
Get on and move your bowels........................

[motormatt]

At least public transport will now have a reason to smell like human waste.

[forddeliveryboy]

This story reminds me of the lipo-suction surgeon in the US who got listened to the govt advice to recycle and did:

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/surgeon-uses-human-fat-to-run-his-cars-1211431.html

[cros]

The bloke in front of of me on the bus from Stamford had his sleepy head against the glass. He woke up to get off leaving a layer of grease that you could hardly see through. Recover that for chassis lubrication along with his unpleasant odours for propulsion and "The Delaine" could be in the vanguard of sustainable public transport.

[cros]

This story reminds me of the lipo-suction surgeon in the US who got listened to the govt advice to recycle and did:

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/surgeon-uses-human-fat-to-run-his-cars-1211431.html

How many miles to the buttock does he get?

[overrun]

Gonna transfer me Gus Bus ticket to this shitter, instead!

They both stink! @DeeV8

[michael1703]

British Airways should try it

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/11472627/British-Airways-flight-to-Dubai-forced-to-return-to-Heathrow-due-to-smelly-poo-in-toilet.html

[I_am_Diesel]

I can just imagine the driver announcing 'Sorry folks, but we're running out of fuel, does anybody need a shit right now?'