PAHNDLAAAND BITCHES!!!

[Des]

These rather useful items were hanging on the rails in the pound shop, can't recall what they cost but it wasn't much.

 

 

Might do a little porting 3ANGUL HEAD JOB HEAVY FLOW BENCH DYNO BULLSHIT HORSPOWAH INNIT!!!

[Bren]

They come in handy for cleaning the teeth of people who buy things off gumtree.

[HillmanImp]

Let me know how you get on after using those wire brushes

 

[Wackeldackel]

Was just thinking the same thing

 

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5755/wire20in20eye.jpg

[fordperv]

That picture of the impaled eye is horrible

[Wackeldackel]

That picture is horrible

Yup, I used to use stuff like that a lot when I was a health and safety man, when we did training courses on stuff like PPE we'd use as many gory images as we could (google suspension trauma, bloke hanging from a cherry picker in a rescue harness sliced his ballbag open, nailgun through the back of the hand, some lovely pics of high pressure hydraulic fluid or grease injection under the skin and maybe some dermatitis too) to try and stop people hitting the buffet too hard, result being the other trainers and I could eat nice chicken wings and posh sausage rolls instead of plain old sandwiches

[UmBongo]

I like Poundland but can't abide trying to avoid my fellow Poundland shoppers who smell like they have just shat themselves.

[Des]

^^Fucking exactly right, I was in the pound emporium in Hemel, so smelling B.O. and the odd fart is to be anticipated, but there was a wanker in there actually reeking of shit.

[UmBongo]

Probably comes from a lifetime of eating boxes of After Eights, multi-packs of Space Invaders and giant Toblerones for breakfast, lunch and tea.

[Stroller133]

Probably comes from a lifetime of eating boxes of After Eights, multi-packs of Space Invaders and giant Toblerones for breakfast, lunch and tea.

Are you stalking me? That my shopping lust from the weekend!