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If ever Bols avatar was appropriate, this is the time.

 

However I am firmly on the side of chips and egg with Gammon. Mainly because I too believe fruit and meat aren't a good mix, but mostly because I don't like pineapple, whether in a can, on a skewer, or rattling about on the roof rack of a munted 1993 Polo. Basically pineapple can go back from whence it came, coming over here corrupting our gammon, who does it think it is?

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WTF is going on in this thread? IS this Saturday fucking kitchen or summink?

 

Actually it's all week fucking kitchen or summink.

Maybe we should invite Jamie Oliver to share his opinion with us?

He has a VW Bully after all, so he should know a thing or two about pineapples, no?

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Maybe we should invite Jamie Oliver to share his opinion with us?

He has a VW Bully after all, so he should know a thing or two about pineapples, no?

 

NO. We are not having that fat tounged mockney. If we need a chef then lets have the Little Paris Kitchen lass. After shes bashed up an omelette she can crack on with finding some Renault 4s in scrapyards or welding up a Panhard or something.

 

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I forgot to add that anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza MUST BE KILLED.  

 

Thank you, that is all.

 

Pizza is about as suitable for human consumption as a roofrack, so putting a pineapple on either doesn't make a difference.

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Pizza is about as suitable for human consumption as a roofrack, so putting a pineapple on either doesn't make a difference.

Junkie, go to an Italian eatery (a real one, not a bloody chain one) and order pizza...totally different to the crap you get from chains and supermarkets!

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 Basically pineapple can go back from whence it came, coming over here corrupting our gammon, who does it think it is?

I bet pineapples only come here for our benefits. Get Farage on it.

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Junkie, go to an Italian eatery (a real one, not a bloody chain one) and order pizza...totally different to the crap you get from chains and supermarkets!

 

Even if I do this in the heart of Italy, all I get is a cardboard with some puke on it. No thanks.

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Even if I do this in the heart of Italy, all I get is a cardboard with some puke on it. No thanks.

They must have used cheap, shite card if you didn't like it.

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Fuck this off to the waffle section!!!! (see what I did there)

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They must have used cheap, shite card if you didn't like it.

 

Being born, and growing up a mere 60km from Italy, thus being there pretty much every weekend, I think I know pretty well what a Pizza is. Food, it is not. Their ice cream is fantastic though, and that includes the pineapple flavoured one.

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. Their ice cream is fantastic though, and that includes the pineapple flavoured one.

The spikes must spoil it though.

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Is it pineapple yogurt that explodes if it's goes too far out of date ?

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Is it pineapple yogurt that explodes if it's goes too far out of date ?

 

Yes, an entire yogurt truck even, if you buy a nice* car.

I get my coat...

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