I an driving along ...

[messerschmitt owner]

... The m4 and a police car has just stopped a Volkswagen golf.

 

What speed was the golf travelling at when it was clocked by the rozzers?

[Parky]

Was it 132mph and the owner is jumping on here later to ask about ways to keep his licence?

[Sloth in a bowl]

I guess for 50mph and getting in the truckers way as the sound of the exhaust dragging its arse on the ground means they won't go any quicker.

[Albert Ross]

73. It was done for obstructing traffic, and dazzling people with those silly orange corner lights...... no, seriously.

[Justin Case]

It was doing 69 mph; it was stopped for having an unsafe load on the roofrack.

[brickwall]

Is this a trick question about squirrels?

[Luckythirteen]

Trick question. It was up on axle stands so the speedo showed 147mph, in his wobbly video, and the police stopped to laugh at him.

[fordperv]

It was pulled for improper display of a Pinapple

[messerschmitt owner]

It was doing 60 but with the driver using his mobile at the time, his wandering between lanes got him. Unless he already has points due to doing 132mph, he'll have no need of the Autoshite legal aid service.