Big fug off large engined vehicle need/want/gimme/must have.

[purplebargeken]

All this talk of large engined vehicles has certainly stirred some longing in my automotive loins, so if anyone would like me to adopt an unfeasibly large engined vehicle free of charge then I would be more than happy to oblige. I'll send you pictures and fairly frequent updates and I promise to love and attend to its every need*, well at least wash it every now and again (in between bursts of almost biblical amounts of rain) and the interior would get a vacuuming. It really, really would*.

 

I'm not fussy about age, shape, colour (as long as it isn't green), MOT is an absolute must however, as it wouldn't be right not to have an mot'd car available, tsk.

 

Nothing below 2 litres please, cos that is just boring. The more brutal looking the better, scaring old people and very young children is a huge bonus. I fancy a Granada, Jag or something along those lines. You know what I mean.

 

Location of said snorting, growling beastie should ideally be within 10 miles of my exact address in North London (or thereabouts).

 

I shall just sit back, eat a piece of toast and watch my computer screen as the offers of 1000's of lustful vehicles simply floods in. Thanks for the offers in advance. I look forward to the replies, don't be shy, I can only say no, or yes, or I'll have a think about it. 

 

I am truly living the life, I really am. Possibly.

[Barry Cade]

How about a 406?

 

Oh, hold on....

 

 

[alf892]

if anything comes of this you need to get your Mrs up the duff and then fuck off.

 

Once done myself and other taxpayers will help you with your fuel bill.

 

[derskine]

 

Not green - check

MOT - unsure

>2L - check

Exact address proximity - Probably not

Brutal/elderly enrager - check

 

3/5 checks so I think you should definitely consider

[pandamonium]

I know of a nice 406... Oh, wait. Green and below 2.0.

[purplebargeken]

Gits. Is that the best you can come up with? Sheesh, think I'll go and send the cat over the bridge in retaliation.

 

Autoshite really has gone down in my estimation, it really has*

 

Nowt green, French or with 406 in the name either! C'mon you know the rules.

[purplebargeken]

Now on my second piece of toast and still watching................ and waiting................and waiting.

 

C'mon lets be having you!!!!!