As The World Is Ending On The 21/12/12

[Bobthebeard]

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Argh..... Is it an Omen?

[GJR 11L]

I'd have to go for the following (link is in the clicky piccy):

 

 

Change from the £400, ideal for ram raiding your local Asda to stock up on food, maybe some barbecue charcoal too, then driving off into the sunset to sit in some random cave until that nasty banging sound stops happening.

[bub2006]

Does anyone here think the world will actually end? If so I'm gonna go out and commit as much adultery as I can while the wifes on graveyard shift

[wuvvum]

Hmm, a flatnose Saab 900 on an E plate. Odd.

[Pillock]

This 4 litre Jaaag sounds alright for an apocalypse. It's got a fuel leak but I can't think that will be a massive problem during the closing moments of this planet. Plus you get a fiver change too.

[Richard]

Hmm, a flatnose Saab 900 on an E plate. Odd.

 

That's because it's a povo version- flat nose, four speed, single carb (I'm fairly sure all facelift 900s had injection), basic wheels and no rev counter. They made them for a year or so alongside the facelift models.

[brickwall]

My parts arrived!

[406V6]

Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.

I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.

You'd have got very excited watching Breakfast this morning as she was dressed in Lycra riding a racing bike (or maybe you did and are still washing the resultant mess off the TV and carpet)

[freebird]

Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.

I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.

You'd have got very excited watching Breakfast this morning as she was dressed in Lycra riding a racing bike (or maybe you did and are still washing the resultant mess off the TV and carpet)

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed it!!!

I can assure you, if i had seen Ms Reid riding a racing bike ( wishing that my face was the saddle) I would have got highly aroused.

Where Ms Reid is concerned, Id never waste a drop.....

As it is, it seems that, as per usual, all this World ending malarky was a load of old bollocks.

Roll on 2013.

[M'coli]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p012y8sf

I am not responsible for any injury that may occur...

[Negative Creep]

Oh great, now I need to explain why i didn't turn up for work, maxed out my credit cards and spent the whole day banging high class hookers

[whitevanman]

I've just googled this woman to find out what all the fuss is about............yeaah, smart dark haired bird, I the did a google image search........feck she loooooks good in black underwear