I present..... Mr Albert Ross and his Garden of Shite

[Pillock]

Had a tootle up the A1 today to collect a MECHANICAL GENIUS, and whilst I was there went shite-hunting in the undergrowth

 

Careful.... back a bit..... back a bit.... perfect!

 

Oooh you tease!!

 

Aaah there we go - vehicle number one is this beautifully presented Scorpio Ultima.

 

Fully loaded and in bloody good nick

 

"tidy"

 

May need some service items before it hits the road....

 

Exhibit two, a mingebag-spec 1800 Saff.

 

With an inexplicably blue interior

 

Watch it all you want, it's not going far just yet!

 

B&Q's garden ornaments are getting a bit specialised these days.

[Albert Ross]

It's just like home!!!!

[scruff]

Kwality

[Guest Leonard Hatred]

The Scorpio looks just like my old one, except it had a VM diesel and gaffer tape on the bumpers.

[Albert Ross]

The joy of mine is that it NEEDS Gaffa tape, but has reverse parking sensors...... blind cow that owned it before me was also deaf.

[binhoker668]

Albert Ross is STILL a gent.