shite wedding cars

[richardthestag]

Found this on ebay and it got me thinking of being left in charge of organsing the wedding cars, only to be met with ultimate stares of disgust by mother in law to be etc. on the special day.

 

Linky

 

must say I haven't a clue what the seller is on about in his description

[pogweasel]

97.3% of all wedding cars appear to be properly shite anyway. Ropey old XJ6's and Silver Shadow's trowelled full of wag and given a hasty blow-over in white wheezing their way to the registry office with zero oil pressure. ABSOLUTE CLASS.

[dieselnutjob]

I see a white FX4 taxi in my area regularly being used for weddingsthere seem to be a lot of taxi drivers in my area and they all seem to want that Fx4 on their big dayI noticed that every panel is a slightly different shade of white on it

[Hudsonpie]

97.3% of all wedding cars appear to be properly shite anyway. Ropey old XJ6's and Silver Shadow's trowelled full of wag and given a hasty blow-over in white wheezing their way to the registry office with zero oil pressure. ABSOLUTE CLASS.

Were you at my sisters wedding, she had a Shadow and it looked really nice from about thirty feet away. Up close you could see the rippled panels and the inside was well musty....like you say CLASS. Funny thing was there was an older Rolls there for the outlaws, and matey was always giving a drag over with a rag.....but that was worse...the bottom six inches of each door was Davids finest.... I went to my wedding in a tatty green Volvo 360 fitted with Vauxhall Rostyles....

[Captain Mainwaring]

Not a single full stop in the description, haha.My aunt's wedding car was my dad's Cavalier III.

[FredTransit]

I once did a wedding in a Mk2 transit ambulance!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Found this on ebay and it got me thinking of being left in charge of organsing the wedding cars, only to be met with ultimate stares of disgust by mother in law to be etc. on the special day.

 

Linky

 

must say I haven't a clue what the seller is on about in his description

And I quote from the advert....

 

"hi here i am selling my lovely jag i have had the car for a while i origernaly bought it for my daughters wedding which i did the weddig then my son decided to get married a nd i did his wedding i then sold the car to amember of my family and bought a later jag my brotherinlaw who bought the white jag decided he would prefer a newer one so i sold him my late one and took the white one back in chop the car is very reliable it has never ever let me down it needs a new head linning but its not the end of the world the car is 23years old and looks great i will be putting some pictures on the net as soon as my son can get to me with hi s cammera it has a few rust spots but verry minner ones i reserve the right to end auction early as is advertised elsewhere thankyou happy bidding happy to answer any questions thnks ralph"

 

Fucking Hell, from Essex and two of his sprogs got married in that sack of shit! What's with all the wood in the headlining, has he put planning permission in for a fucking loft conversion?

I hope this Gents offspring can spell better than he can. Jay-Zus!

[Rusty Pelican]

Nearly pegged it trying to read that without stopping

[warren t claim]

The Rev BJ wrote....."Fucking Hell, from Essex and two of his sprogs got married in that sack of shit! What's with all the wood in the headlining, has he put planning permission in for a fucking loft conversion?"PMSL!!!! Fucking classic!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

That's nothing, I actually nearly shat myself laughing as I wrote it.The world is full of clueless Morons - where WOULD we be without them?

[Guest Tony Hayers]

Not a single full stop in the description, haha.

If he stops, he wont get started again. Very much like the XJ6 then.

[flat4alfa]

Not all Wedding motors are completely shoite. Had our wedding the other week and had these

 

 

When the little bridesmaids saw the word Princess on the back of the ADO16, they were beaming. They found the picnic trays handy for their bouqets, too. Ahhhh.