Superb anti Obama / USA Scrappage rant!

[gtd2000]

With people like Obama, Hilary Clinton, Gordon Brown, Peter Mandelson around CONTROLLING THE WORLD - we're fucked.

You really believe they actually control the world?

 

They couldn't organise a piss up in a proverbial brewery as you well know

 

Through my jaded eyes, the presumably Republican rant from the initial post looks at one tiny aspect of the problem.

 

What about the trillions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives lost in the Middle East - that's a bit more important than giving somebody a "discount" on a new car as I see it

 

Oh lets complain about the Government (Democrats) spending a Billion bucks on the people in the USA - let's forget about the $3 Trillion of US taxpayers money squandered in Iraq/Afganistan and bitch about some pocket change "cash for clunkers" money to take our minds off it.

 

Oh hold on sorry - all that money went to large Corporations rather than the actual tax payers - oh I got it all mixed up silly me... that's OK then isn't it if you are a Republican

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

He must have some photos of Gordon Brown in some veeeeeery compromising positions.........

I have heard from two separate sources, both in Brown's home town of Kirkcaldy, that Gordon Brown is an uphill gardener.

Contrary to this, Broon was in fact a bit of a Laydeeez man back in the day with at least one high profile GF.If you listen to rumours, everyone is a puff.However, Broon has one redeeming feature - he hates Mandelson. Mandy one asked Broon for 10p to make a call to a Friend from the HOC public phone. Broon gave him 20p and said 'There, now you can ring both of them".

[Mr H Sceptre]

He must have some photos of Gordon Brown in some veeeeeery compromising positions.........

I have heard from two separate sources, both in Brown's home town of Kirkcaldy, that Gordon Brown is an uphill gardener.

Contrary to this, Broon was in fact a bit of a Laydeeez man back in the day with at least one high profile GF.If you listen to rumours, everyone is a puff.However, Broon has one redeeming feature - he hates Mandelson. Mandy one asked Broon for 10p to make a call to a Friend from the HOC public phone. Broon gave him 20p and said 'There, now you can ring both of them".

Haha thats ace!

[Guest]

The "ring both of them" joke is at least as old as Gordon Brown.

[CortinaDave]

I too have heard ( from a VERY reputable source) that Gordon Brown is a Vagina Decliner, and that he had a tryst with Mandelson which explains the hatred.....I live a few miles away from his home town and it seems generally accepted here that he is in the closet.I should like him , because he is local.. but since he seems to be hell bent on screwing up my life personally, the sooner he goes the better

[woolleyiain]

Yeah, the original post is bollocks. 90% of the stuff that I've seen taken in has been shonky beyond belief and needed either a good couple of grand thrown at it to make it reasonable again or taking off the road anyway. And there is still a market for cheap care here. I went to look at a 78 Thunderbird Town Landau the other week, only $895....

[Burnside]

Do not get me started on Mandleson. I've never wanted to repeatedly punch someone in the face so much. And I'm not a violent man! (the sandles and 2CV should be a clue).

I agree Mandleson is a massive twat!! i think theres alot of people that would like to punch his lights out!!