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Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

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^ I was flicking through the pictures on the advert and I think that taxi looks particularly good from this angle...

 

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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"In the shite room, with beef curtains, here comes Station,

T roofed Nissan, left hand driver, OMGDRIFTYO,

Japanese Horses, run through rear wheels, plastic dashboards,

These twats are robbers, if you buy stuff, they will shaft you...."

$(KGrHqR,!q!FIQhLY,nIBSLu8wEqKQ~~60_49.JI could go on, but it's probably best if I leavce it there, before Eric Clapton comes round my house and sticks his guitar up my arse. £7995.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-300-ZX-Turbo-/121173904472?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c36870c58

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Surely listing this as a classified is against teh rules?

$_35.JPGListed for £1.00 on a classified, but later on in the advert

 

I'M LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE ME OFFERS OVER £3,500

Cockotter. WankSpaniel. Shitbiscuit. Fuckpie. etc.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Fiat-500-Giardinera-estate-RHD-/251378280247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a87502737

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unfinished-project-ford-transit-trailer-/181260279602

 

Check out this scene which easily rivals the famous 'Cozy Coupe Limo' picture for sheer tear-jerking Iain Duncan Smith-level misery.

 

A fucking sawn-off transit van trailer FFS! What will that weigh I wonder, got to be 7-800kg before you've put anything in it. Utterly shit and a dead cert for getting a VOSA truncheon up your arse the first time you use it.

 

 

 

sorry about the pics but couldn't be bothered to move it 

 

Thats alright chief, speaking on behalf of the general public, I can't be arsed bidding on it

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Classy Kit Car.

!Bqv(DQQBmk~$(KGrHqYH-EIEu,VLdC,SBLwtQOlI reckon this looks well smart, but I doubt anything I built would last long enough to take a photo, without bursting into flames or exploding killing kittens and nuns and stuff. £15. FOAR TEH KIDZ INNIT.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMAZING-SWING-BIN-CLASSIC-CAR-SEE-VIDEO-BELOW-POWERED-BY-A-CORDLESS-DRILL-/111212498274?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e4c80d62

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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I've just clicked on a number of Fiat & Lancia ads on the classic car section of ebay including that 500 Giardiniera.  Each one is accompanied by a soundtrack for some health product including constipation relief.  WTF is happening?  Or is this a semi subliminal warning against bidding?

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