Resolutions 2017

[Jerzy Woking]

If I buy a bike because it will make a tidy profit by selling it, I will sell it and not keep and insure it. That how I own twice as many bikes as last January. On the plus site my insurance has only gone up a third.

 

Will also do a few track days,  seeing I own a third share in a track bike now.

[Junkman]

Continue my relentless quest to improve The Climate by driving big bloody V8s a lot.

[For Fiats Sake]

What's all this "lose weight" business, you bloody old wimmin.

 

Be obese and proud I say.

 

Seeing as first fucking morning of the year some neighbour I've never seen before came over and complained about the noise my car was making (some people just don't appreciate cat free stainless steel systems) whilst it warmed up and threatening to "report" me, all attempts at placating neighbours and council is off.

 

fuck the fucking cunts all fucking year long is now my prime resolution.

 

secondary is to buy the rattiest fiat panda and park it opposite complaining cunts house and leave it there.

 

Seriously looking at moving, never had so much hassle in a place ever, sick to the back teeth.

[Ghosty]

Buy a fucking car.

 

If I get the Deliveroo job, I'll be looking by the end of the month.