Executive decision

[Partridge]

I will get PICHORES up later on due to unprecedented demand. The dent is hard to capture on camera, I've eaten the biscuits but I do have a blurry picture of the Destroyer of Shite  girl holding a Dachshund on my camera phone.

[Rave]

I do have a blurry picture of the Destroyer of Shite  girl holding a Dachshund on my camera phone.

 

That'll do. Doubly so if that's a euphemism.

[taxi paul]

Never heard it called a dachsund before. Is that like a pen*is only larger?

[Pillock]

Depends if your penis has little legs.

[MrDuke]

Something something something 'hairy growler'. Haha etc.

[Partridge]

By popular* demand...

Genuine cum hoe, stand on me.

 

One is an excellent example of British craftsmanship and design, the other is an old Jag.

 

Ooh shiny. Not bad for a 14 year old car with 135k on the clock really. GIRL DAMAGE is not visible.

 

Half arsed attempt of a brochure shot.

 

Image doctored to protect the identity of the Dachshund.

[Guest Hooli]

She must be stroking it right, it's erect.

[Partridge]

She did something right. The fucker tried to bite me.

[MrDuke]

Back when I were a youth, one of my best friends worked in a lesser capacity for a company whose reps all drove these Accords, in rather high spec. When some of said reps got laid off early one year, he managed to talk shag his way into being given one for the remaining months. Many happy memories of cruising up and down the M1 at ridiculous speeds en route to and from some epic parties. I R OLD 

[cms206]

My mate's dad replaced his K-reg 620Si with a W-reg Accord saloon of that shape and I remember it being the absolute tits. He kept it for bloody years too.

[Partridge]

I remember when people used to say "ooh" when somebody said they had an Accord. These high spec ones must have been flash in their day, with their SICK STEREOS and slightly disturbing ruched leather.

 

They seem like the kind of car you'd want to keep for ages somehow, and get quite attached to. I'm growing more fond of this car, which I really wasn't expecting to. I think it's because it "just works". I know that's like going out with a girl because she's organised and keeps her knickers neatly folded up in the same drawer - but living with somebody messy would drive me nuts.

 

I guess something similar applies to cars?

[mercrocker]

Pretty much why I have stuck to the 190E (and Mrs Rocker).....