Sold MR2 £300

[oldcars]

Heifer nother go, I dairy you!

Sorry i can't, the steaks are to high.

[John F]

Well, you cud, but it would be a bovine beyond the call of duty...

[oldcars]

Last cow thing i promise. Bit Scottish but here we go.

 

10 cows in a field which one is nearest to Iraq?

[oldcars]

Coo 8 

[KruJoe]

Hey all, some of us have jobs to go to!
 
Graham, I got your message, thanks, but that was the second keen-sounding PM today.
In my reply to the first, I included the following...
 
 

Other things you need to know:
 
I nicked the bolt-on fog light for my P-Wagon during frantic MOT preparations last year.
Rear shocks are STIFF but I have a good pair from a breaker to go with it. As I mentioned, gearchange is stiff too, but should free off with use.
There's a grot-spot below the OS door. (See pic) There may be more, but it was solid underneath last time I looked years ago. Car-port stored since.
Wipers are slow.
Blower fan doesn't blow.
It'll want a service. And a bloody good Vulgalourisation.

 

 
So we'll see what he says now.
 
Sorry I didn't have time to type that in last night with all the pictures, t'interwebs were proper crap.

[KruJoe]

Will do, thanks Chompster

[KruJoe]

Looks like we have a winner!

 

Thank you Autoshite, you are what you always were.

[oldcars]

Pull the udder one, that moo ved on quickly