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*RAFFLE* win something shit *RAFFLE* Rover 800 *RAFFLE* wow *RAFFLE*


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Right. First off sorry. Sorry to 320touring and JohnK for not getting back to them.

 

320touring, unless you buy a ticket for a tenner I won't let you buy this car and drive it back to Scotland because A) I don't want you to die and B) and don't hate you.

 

JohnK, I got ££££££££ insurance quotes for the 214 which made me run away yelling no at my keyboard. Anyway.

I'm raffling this as I feel more comfortable doing that than I do selling it.

 

Oil leak is MUCHOS BADO as these pictures will confirm. Err, brakes at the front still warped, ABS light comes on, will need trailering away because its tyres are illegal (or bring some legal alloys or steel wheels) a bit rotten and horrible to drive, paint shit. Billy would be proud of it.

 

Anyway, you all know the score it's borked.

 

Tenner a ticket, chose a number from 1-49, if all tickets are sold by then. Includes slightly ukip looking PoL flag.

 

MoT runs out on 29th. I will use the bonus ball results from this Saturday to decide the winner. PM me and I will send you paypal details. I will reply to PMs each evening. Pics by Captain Slow.

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Apparently I don't sunglasses hate 320.

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I can verify that this car is truly a piece of sheer thing.

 

It has a Motobuild lowering kit: £1800 when new, it corners really nicely for a MK2 800 but has a worse ride than a bed of nails down a cobbled street. It's also a great colour, and despite the oil leak it has thus far been reliable. I don't think it has any electrical glitches apart from slightly sticky windows - rare for an 800. It does however feel a bit tired. But hey, it's a ten quid car to the lucky winner, so who cares.

 

Inside, it has that ambience you only find in a Jaguar. There's wood, leather, and the smell of old fags. It's more practical than a Jaguar too, as its 2.0 4 cylinder engine sips fuel and its hatchback rear swallows unfeasibly large boxes of items. Yes, it needs work, but when you win a car for a tenner it won't be expensive even when the work is done.

 

 

Come on - grab an bargainous barge.

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Wasn't this for sale for 300 snots? Surely a poorly octopus a go for raffle purposes?

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£170 ÷ 49 is £3.50-ish a ticket. Fiver a go and I'll take three, fuck it.

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I think you'll need to pitch the ticket price a bit (lot) lower to attract much interest.

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