Dugong

[Timewaster]

So Dugong turned over a midget?

 

Is it also true that he beat up a dwarf and stole an Oompah Loompahs dinner money?

[drum]

I hope that, this being Autoshite, your aftershave of choice was Old Spice or Brut or something equally fookin shite, preferably bought from one of those brightly lit discount  drugstores that also sells authentic Stripper Perfume at five quid a gallon.  To cheer you up and make you MOAR betterer, check out this not at all homoerotic bit of 70s aftershavage-

 

 

No. Hai Karate.

[Junkman]

I hope that, this being Autoshite, your aftershave of choice was Old Spice or Brut or something equally fookin shite, preferably bought from one of those brightly lit discount  drugstores that also sells authentic Stripper Perfume at five quid a gallon.  To cheer you up and make you MOAR betterer, check out this not at all homoerotic bit of 70s aftershavage-

 

I thought the discriminating Shiter's choice was Avon in these shite shaped bottles:

 

[warren t claim]

I think there's a factory on the Racecourse Estate that's knocking up Heritage Dugong skeletons using his mum and dad's original tooling should he need too much jigging and filling.