Smarties for an MOT pass

[Christine]

Ya know when you take the lid off , there's a letter on the underside ?? Think of the first word that comes into your head begining with that letter , and that will happen that day.. Example, S . If you think SHIT, you'll have a shit day. If you had thought of SUPER, well you will have had a super day . And it's always true ,never fails !  Today i got P .. and i thought "Pass ",as me van needed  to be mot'd today.. Whadda you know ,it PASSED!!   ..and it ain't bin serviced for 60 thousand miles !! 

Glad i didn't get "F" , maybe i'll get it in tomorrows tube ,seeing as things are going right  for once     ! . Probably be  a "W" though like most days

[brickwall]

I always feel good when somebody gets their chode through the test.

[Rusty_Rocket]

Congrats! Here's hoping you get a 'C' soon, for CHANGE THE OIL!?

[Grundig]

Hey you're right, I found a 'P' whilst digging in the garden & thought Piss, so went & had a wee