17 Jaaags being sold at one go - may make one good one

[DSdriver]

 

I found this on Hemmings in case it appeals to you

 

http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2013/10/12/hemmings-find-of-the-day-jaguar-collection/

[Partridge]

Just me makes me sad when I see Jags now... was engaged once, and we always said we'd get married in an XJ

[Junkman]

The beigeness of the beige one in the centre is most alluring.

[Partridge]

And it has brown insides.

[UmBongo]

I used to love this this car, the XJ-S from The Return Of The Saint.

 

Stunning.

 

[Junkman]

And it has brown insides.

It does indeed. In combination with the most alluring beigeness of the beige outside it triggers this nice warm feeling of wantage in me. My want level would reach criticality, if it was a V12 to boot.

[Partridge]

Like I said, Jags have been ruined for me. But if I could put the Jag V12 in an XM...hmmmm...

[Junkman]

I don't quite understand what you are trying to say, young man. A beige XJ12 with a brown interior ranks fairly high on my want list. So much so, that I would actually be prepared to shell out an appropriate sum of £££, should one become available for purchase.

[Partridge]

 A beige XJ12 with a brown interior ranks fairly high on my want list. So much so, that I would actually be prepared to shell out an appropriate sum of £££, should one become available for purchase.

Even though you have your MERCEDEZ LIKE WAHT PATRICK SWAZYE DRIVE?

[Junkman]

I don't think those two things are mutually exclusive, are they?

[Partridge]

But I thought that was best car in the world? Pretty sure that's what the advert said.

[Junkman]

The only ad that ever claimed to advertise the best car in the world was placed by Rolls-Royce.

I still don't quite understand in what way the quality of a Mercedes could possibly have an influence on the wantage of a beige V12 Jag with a brown interior.

[Partridge]

You can't keep Jaguars and Mercedes's together, they fight.

[Junkman]

Oh...

Time to flog everything and get that turbo Bentley then.

[Partridge]

Needs must etc.

[dome]

Junkman, you should take my Jag off me. i'll give your Merc a home. Mines halfway to being a V12 and it is brown on the inside AND the outside. What more could you ask for? Apart from a V12...

[Junkman]

Pics?

[dome]

I've stuck an ad up here, http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C440728 I promised the missus I'd downsize so the Merc would be perfect, seeing as it only has 2 doors.

[Cavcraft]

I've stuck an ad up here, http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C440728 I promised the missus I'd downsize so the Merc would be perfect, seeing as it only has 2 doors.

 

 

Lovely that, same colour (and model) as my old one.

[UmBongo]

Even though you have your MERCEDEZ LIKE WAHT PATRICK SWAZYE DRIVE?

 

This yin?

 

[Junkman]

I've stuck an ad up here, http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C440728 I promised the missus I'd downsize so the Merc would be perfect, seeing as it only has 2 doors.

 

Gulp.

 

'fraid too much cash will have to change hands in addition.

[dome]

There is a shiters discount available, prices for these Jags are all over the place so I've started high with no real rush to sell it. I've stuck the jag and my Grand Cherokee up for sale in a vain attempt to slim down the fleet.

[brickwall]

we'll see how that goes

[dome]

Indeed. I really REALLY want this so I can reenact Cannonball Run and jump over a train then crash into a hotel and ask where the hookers are...

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-f250-75-ltr-v8-lpg-truck-for-sale-swap-why/1034010500

 

I know it's the wrong truck but it's close enough for me.

[Junkman]

Now THAT'S what I call proper downsizing.