Mikes MajorcaShite spottings

[Mike D]

I have just got back from my yearly dragging to the sunshine, so I thought this year I'd treat you lot and head out with my camera for some MajorcaShite spottings

 

This lacquerpeeled old mk5 scrote was languishing round the corner from my hotel:

 

As was this, however it was considerably nicer - and in my favourite colour!

 

Grotty old Audi Coupe

 

Renault 4 - These have really grown on me, quite a stylish design I had to drive round the block three times before I could get a clear shot!

 

I deemed this mk1 Mondeo worthy as the owner could clearly not even be arsed to gaffa tape up its monumentally destroyed bumpers! Nice work!

 

2 wheeled shite for Billy.. I think it was a Vespa?

 

This early 205 reminded me of my old one - gr8 cars!

 

Be-stickered Shogun/Pajero:

 

More 2 wheeled BillyShite - another Vespa I think:

 

Next up is my 'Gold Shite of the Holiday' I have a massive boner for Meharis, so you get 3 pics My favourite colour again!

[Mike D]

This garage had some interesting chod - the mk2 Transit was a delight in beige, behind it was an Accord saloon, and to the right is a Skoda Favorit:

 

Across the road was this dusty old Merc:

 

OMG NO PINEAPPLES! Mk2 Golf 3 door:

 

Uno..

 

I especially liked the steels and chrome trims of this lovely mk1 Golf Cabriolet.

 

A closer one of the Transit:

 

Down at heal Espace:

 

I very much liked this Twingo - roll back roof and snazzy wheels were a little treat:

 

Tatty Delta?

 

A foursome of shite - Mk3? Polo, Volvo estate and Citroen ZX, plus a shonky looking bike..

 

Which when I went to snap produced this calender worthy shop of a fat old man on a chair with a stick, guarding it! I see it also got my finger over the lense, for bonus points!

 

Marbella, again with added finger:

[cort16]

Great pics. Me taking pics of cars on holiday massively annoys Mrs cort16

[Mike D]

Renault 18 - with autoshite bumper repair as highlighted below:

 

GR8 work!

 

Gorgeous V12 Jag:

 

Mk4 Scrote:

 

Early Panda - does the half grille make it a twin pot effort?

 

Another Renault 4:

 

More BillyBikeShite:

 

AX:

 

Tidy old R5:

 

Bollocksed old R19, looked to have had a mega shunt with that front wheel placement, plus added bathroom sealant trim holding on on the door:

 

Tidy kadett estate - these are quite a looker:

[Mike D]

Fantastique tin snail, it was beaten to death!

 

Minty merc 190:

 

Grotty 200SX:

 

White Hen:

 

Lovely Merc W124:

 

Sleeping mk2 fezza:

 

Yet another R4:

 

Old twin shock Montessa:

 

This shocking old heap was sat outside the most dilapidated old club ever - I assume the hood didnt work as it was still down after it rained.. Chrysler LeBaron

 

Most non functional spoiler award went to this 1.7d mk2 Kadett saloon:

 

And my steed for the week was this Corsa 1.2 Wheezemaster - it has topped the list of my most rubbish car I've ever driven, what an underpowered heap of tripe!

 

cort16 - I left the Mrs and her sister by the pool for the morning while I introduced my sis in laws boyfriend to the world of tat spotting

[michiel]

Wonderful. Was The LeBanon parked outside Club Raymanboy praps, well known for its overpriced drinks ordered from incomprehensible menus and its grand pianos?

[dollywobbler]

Great stuff. All Mk1 Pandas had assymetrical grilles. Didn't think the twin-pot ones had been foisted on anyone but the Italians and Polish but could be wrong!

[face]

Nice pics - I like the Twingo and Y10.

 

Only been in an original shape Twingo once - back in the 90's in Lyon. It was alright, man.

[Mike D]

Michiel, The club did look particularly raymanboy-esque! Thankfully it seems to be closed down!

 

DW, I knew the half grille meant early, I'm not sure about the twin pot either though - I hope it was!

 

Face, I've never been in an early twingo, i'm tempted to hunt a nice one out though and go on a bit of an intercontinental roadtrip! I'd do the same for a Mehari but they seem to fetch mega coin

[michiel]

Thankfully it seems to be closed down!